Friday, January 30, 2009

Dirty, Hot Sex.

Pop
Bio test... meh.
More Titans in black studies :)
...FFF.

Me: Yeah guys, all sit on one side of table. We DEFINE suspicious.

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Cancelled.

Kim: Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm poop-free!

Way to be snitches, guys.

Why do we always watch porn?

I'd rather sleep with J than eat a nipple pie.
For David Duchovny?

Sarah: Pienipple!
Everyone Else: Pineapple!


Nick: Wow, you salivate a lot.
NotNick: Is that the only time it's okay to say that to another guy?
Nick: Yes. Yes it is.


Me: I'm sorry, but if your dad was David Duchovny I'd sleep with him.
NotMe: ....I don't want to say it...


Things we talk about wayyyy too much: David Duchovny, Jake, and shepards pie.



Wear It Out
Started Remember the Titans in black studies!
Finished a trading card in art - pretty cool.
That class makes me calm.

Me: [... a secret, private fantasy that will remain securely enclosed in brackets at the bottom of your screen.]




Cube[ism]

Wiener, wiener, chicken wiener.


Mrs. Hayden: This one is made out of play-do... I love how it smells.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sometimes


Life
I've never been so disappointed to get mail.
Fuck, postage.
Decent day... better than the last.

Dickface.
(But not really)


NotMe: With me, it's NEVER off the table.

Shirtless Jake.




Just
The day after the weekend is always a letdown.
This was no exception.
Dance didn't help, either.
Went for a walk after supper to clear my head.


As a wise man once said...

I miss you.
When I finally want to talk...




Kills You.
Just for show, really.
Worked a lot. Kept busy.

Dick move.
Feel bad.
No big deal.

NotMe: You can ask me anything! Especially since you just asked me that...


Saturday, January 24, 2009

Too Good

For Anyone Else
Was awake before morning, discussing.
Shopping with Dad in the real morning - photo album and a shirt :)
More discussing.
Depressing music of the moment: Joy Division.
Love, love will tear us apart, again.
Then celebrating Avery!

Mindreaders.

Geedi: There is a lot of pepperoni...

NotGenny: Those gloves are so trippy...
Genny: You have to wear them next time.

Avery: You just gave me a brain aneurysm!

Geedi: This is the best part!
[As the lady gets eaten away by acid]


I am ill, I believe.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Dammit

Regular
Subs, again.
Not in French, though.
And an awesome [apart from the weather] walk after dinner. :)

I spent an hour with you, could I want anything more.

Another essay, Katie! Not as long, this time.

NotJayme: You don't have books?
Jayme: Apparently not. I'm a little confused...

Shuttlecock.
[Penis jokes never get old.]

Prom!

Halloween '08... shit. Grade 8.

Swings.


Me: I'm a girl, she's a girl... we share equipment.

And now we're on the same page.
Hoo boy. It's a cliffhanger.




Reach Out [And Touch Faith]
Subs.
And more subs.
Dance when I was told there wouldn't be any.
But at least I got my photo taken :)

Tried very hard to get my history done. No dice.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Young Grasshopper

Encore
Half-day.
But, really, no day at all.

You had a period party? Where was I?!

Me: Something tantalizingly revealing...
NotMe: Like my penis?

NotMe: They're kind of scary.
Me: I wouldn't know, I've never come face to face with one.

Topic that comes up most frequently in my life right now: genitals.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Speak Your Words

Barack Brobama
And so we gather.
150 minutes of video today... no more!

94% on my math exam :)

NotMe: Yellow, like Jake's hair.
NotMeEither: Maybe if he washed it...

NotMe: Are penises your age fully developed? Now I feel dirty and old...

NotMe: Please welcome Lakeside's very own Barack Obama!
EveryoneElse: WOOOOOOO!!!
Me: ...They know he's not really Barack Obama, right?


Canadian Idol, Ben. I'd phone in for that.


Pasta Hat!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!


Chroma-tits and cleavage.

NotMe: What about the penises?

Sunday, January 18, 2009

18 Minus A Year And A Day.

Double D's
[We wish]
Comp. sci. in the morning/early afternoon.
Met with Avery at 2:00 and walked over :)
Coffee and doughnut... yummm.
Nana, Poppa + Mormor over for dinner!

Hey derr, ho derr...

Merry Christmas, Mofo!

Not Me: Seven seconds in Heaven!
Me: Or an eternity in Hell...

The last time I pissed myself...

NotMe: You were stoned. You even sounded dumb.
Me: I was that.

NotMe: He looks like Martin Scorsese.
Me: Hahahahahha...
NotMe: What?
Me: What?

Do they have hot chocolate?
When's the dance?