Peopletastic

Smile!
Caught the bus with Avery at one after making sure the church wasn't on fire [shhh!].
Had some confusion where we got off the bus...
...and got back on. We tend to do that.
A friendly man spoke to us.

NotMe: I don't like friendly people.

Ran into him again at Timmy's... hm.
Sat for a long time and Avery enjoyed her soup and butter very much.

Crack it open and there's pie!
Crack it open and there's butter!

I never pushed you through my vagina.

Bussed home and attempted to do some work but never did.
Other stuff.

EXCITEMENT
Out to the Grahams to spread some Christmas cheer but...

StuartOrAndrew: Sorry, they're sleeping.

Decided not to wake them up and headed over to Nana's instead.
Brenda!
Got a novel and a very sweet note <3
More people arrived.

Me: I'm sorry. This is a 'moist'-free zone.

Watched some dogfights and then dinner!
Yummy pasta and funky bread.
Tulio folding his napkin into a box, hahaa.

Nick: I'm the only qualified napkin-holder here.

Waited a very long time for dessert, which was totally worth it except for that lemony part.
Had a fulfilling chat with someone on the phone. I needed that.
Watched handicapped curlers and talked about pubic hair.
Checked out Christmas lights on the drive home, stopped for a second and grabbed alcohol then headed out again!

Sociables!

Chimmy Chonga

Air hump

Sarah: Hold on! Angle yourselves into the light, yeah, that's it. Perfect.

Discussed all sorts of smutty things and watched the usual stuff.

Hold on - where's my bra?

Were sneaky with Mia, hehe. We are good people.
Lift home, yay!
FUN night :)

Good Thai-ms
Got a surprise lift to Dawson from Dad, woop!
Gave Mom a mini-tour, picked up some papers and got some marks. Yay!
I love compliments.
Took the metro to Angrignon -

Mom: I've never been this way! This is so exciting!

And then caught the 195 right as it was leaving. Good timing!
Did some Christmas shopping, was pretty successful. Bought some food and then left.
Waited a bit for the bus... brrrr.
Eventually got to sit together.
Frigid walk home.

I'm sad...

Sat at the table for a while... listened to depressing things.
Went to bed for a while then emerged for dinner.
Into bed, exhausted.

Talking Without Talking

Burn Baby Burn
Woo!
Up and had breakfast in bed... love winter break!
Met up with Jess on the bus and arrived at the mall. Did a walk-through with a brief stop at Coles.
Waited outside in the wind and the cold for the torch... for a long time. Watched 35 police cars roll by.

The rest of the city must be rioting.

Saw the torch! Yelled and shook our tambourines, hahaha.
Waited for the bus for an hour... finally were frozen enough to call in help from my mom, who gladly rescued us.
Jess bought bread then we went home.
Had some hot chocolate, then off to Lakeside!

Annnnnnnnnnaaa!

Saw my people... awwww.
Talked with Patrick and Courtneybrown through most of it, love her.
Made plans with her and Schwartz.

NotCB: I don't know what you like to do, but I'm sure we can find a common interest somewhere!
CB: I'm sure we'll end up canoeing or something...

Home for soup, yum yum.
Out after dinner to the rink with Poppa and Dad, skated a bit then watched the game and split a drink :)
awwwwwwww.
Had a really good time there, then came home to talk with friends.
Good day!

Santa's jizz. Also the origin of the term 'white Christmas'

Ride It Out

+1
Late start to the day, love it.
Finished my project ^^^ and hauled it off to school swaddled in plastic bags because...
BLIZZARD!!!
Bus was pretty prompt, thankfully.
Made it in on time and talked with [confused] Dana's friends:

NotMe: So, where are you from?
Me: Lachine, on the West Island.
NotMe: So like... Ontario?

Went to class and impressed everyone with my skillz.
"Enjoyed" everyone's presentations...
Got to leave early!
Went to IGA and bought wax paper and a Kinder Surprise, which was less fun without Matt.
...the Kinder Surprise, not the wax paper.
Bus home, speedy.
Fire!! Almost burnt down the house... thankfully Mom came to the rescue.
Breakfast for dinner! My favorite.

[mind = blown]

X-Files and Glee finale! Ahh!

NotKatie: You're easy. Loose.
Katie: Uhhh...
NotKatie: Ah! Not easy! Not loose!

Sprinkles
TUESDAYYYYYYY
Survived Evil Santa in the morning and got off to class.
Killed my hand through my English exam and Humanities essay.... but now they're done!
woooooooo!

Teacher: This sounds like an orchestra of snot.

Home earlier than usual and had a yummy sandwich for lunch.
Bummed around for a while and then remembered I had to photocopy stuff... almost didn't get it done but then did. Woop.
Philo presentation - 100%!

NotMe: But... when am I going to see you again?
Me: ...never?

Home, dinner, stuff.

Shove your tits down its throat!



Monday
Non-day.

Oh, it was cold yesterday, that proves global warming doesn't exist.
No, that proves you're an idiot.

Life

And So It Is
Up in a regretful manner fairly late.
Discovered that my printer does not work without all of its ink... booo.
Work for the day: canceled!
Out to Dorval to see if they have ink, no luck.
Saw Melissa standing outside the old Coles, ahaha.
Trained my computer to recognize my voice!

THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!

Had some bonding time, hahaa.
Chatted with Katie and the birthday girl, then watched some tv.
School seemed far away today.

No, really, the pleasure was all mine.

EVIL SANTA!!
Christmas card photos in the afternoon!
Bhahahaha, I don't even understand us. Printed them all out...
Out after dinner with the girls, which turned into a giant fail.
Missed the bus... missed the metro...
Saw some reveling [old] firefighters, walked in the wrong direction, had bad service, got carded, smushed inside a teeny phone booth, made sexual references, went home.
And had a lot of fun :)
Got home relatively early, and loooooved getting into bed.

NotMe: You're a drug adDICT.
EveryoneElse: .....

Burp.
BURP.
Me: You guys are so cute together.

Sara?

Teeny Tickle Arms
Had an extremely disorienting and confusing time finding my locker this morning... it was not in its usual position.
Recovered from that... kind of. Went to English!
Had breakfast and bingo! Hahahahah, good times.

This is bullshit!

Beer cake!

Our side of the class won nothing. Booo.
But we got all hyped up on sugar, just in time to write my Humanities final.
That went pretty well, I think.
Break with Kim and Ben, discovering career options for her.
French! Last class! Awww...

Me: It was nice to meet you...
Madison: *sad wave*

Wrote about my experience on a desert island, then went to my locker and had some brief confusion about Geedi's location.
Matt came around and tried spinning my locker back around...

NotMe: ...and if I can move them with these arms!
Me: Yeah, those spindles. Daddy long legs. Twiggy.
NotMe: That's enough.

He guided me in the right direction and we finally found my people.
I led Geedi and Avery to the museum!
Enjoyed all of that, and Geedi found her true love in the lion.
Back to St-Caths for disappointing lack of shirts...
Wandered some more!
Yummy white hot chocolate and then on the [very long] bus home, talking about... what were we talking about?
That guy enjoyed it, anyway.

I'll ask him to set me up. He has good taste in boys.

NotMe: You have to tell me to say no!
Me: What?! I can't do that! I'd say yes!!

Silver Pen

Size Irony
Got to go in later than usual, but was almost too late anyway.
Had the last class! Weeeeou.
Handed in the final paper, yay!
Met with Genny and then went to my other last class! Woooohooo!

Genny: I know there's going to be a test, I know it!
Teacher: And... a surprise test!!

Went straight to the caf after and sat with Jayme and Ben, helped Genny colour and discussed the future.
Took a picture.

That doesn't look like me!

Headed over to the food court, stalked a friend, ate Tiki Ming and then went to class.

Kim, get some drugs! We're coming over!

Listened to cokehead presentations and then went home.

Eat Me

Edible!
Arrangement!
Cool!
Too bad Mom can't even eat any.
Late start today, and very little class time in general. I love tests.

Me: My poster campaign will eventually stop racism and cure AIDS!
Dana: Wow, you dream big.

Saw Genny! Had a quick chat and then I had to get off the metro. Boo.
Home nice and early, ate dinner then wrote the essay I'd forgotten about.

crazy potato contraption

Little bit of fruit, little bit of TV. Woop.

Bright Eyes
Early class, but I'll miss it next semester.
Read some poems, and laughed at mispronunciations.
Sat around for two hours...

Avery. Come online.

alone.
Finally went to the meeting, only to be told I did a good job and he had nothing to say.
WTF?!
pointlessness.
Went home and didn't do much, then went back with my laptop to talk to people during another extremely pointless little while.

Now all I'm thinking about is being fucked with a pickle.

But, I got honey on a stick, so everything was worth it!
Home and dinner, then Dad forgot to tape Californication, even though I reminded him like 6 times.
pffft.

CENSORED
I do have a picture today, but it's inappropriate for internet eyes.
You know who you are.
This was Monday. My day off! Yay!
Probably finished up work, that seems like something I would do.
Went to visit Mom after dinner, stayed for about an hour.

Me: Any sexy male nurses around here?

Drove home with Dad, good times.