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Lewd, shrewd, soliloquy.
Read the end of Sloppy Firsts again in French today... I don't think I could ever get tired of that book.
It sucks to love people who don't actually exist.
It is enjoyable, however, to watch Lion act out the word 'jellyfish'.
Negative Space
I'm starting to feel pretty apathetic about having this big blank wall in my room.
I should think of stuff to put on it.
I really should.
I didn't mention I got locked in my bathroom the other day. It was quite traumatic.
What if no one had been home and a fire spontaneously burst out??
Days that I don't have to go to class are the best days, I find.
And I, unlike some other people, actually have a reason. Ahem.
[to watch Jimmy strip for cameras]
NotMeOrJenny: Look what they're doing now!
Talk about FACEBOOK!
Will Tear Us Apart
What a Sunday-ish Sunday.
Didn't sleep in as much as I would have liked - Mom woke me up to go to Bureau en Gros.
Bought envelopes for Katie [even though I'm giving her a break] and some black pens.
Came back and... that was my day.
It's hard to get used to not doing anything when you've spent the last days doing stuff.
But there's always another weekend to look forward to.
DRESSed Up :)
Out in the morning.... much too early, in my opinion.
But it was all worth it - got my prom dress!
I can cross that off the list, now. Phew.
NotKatie:I was just about to call you!
Katie: I just called.
NotKatie: Yeah, I didn't answer.
Katie: I know.
Brenda, Katie and Emily came to pick me up - no bus for me!
The over to Nanas for oatmeal squares, dream-telling and sun-sitting.
And, of course, getting ready.
NotNana: So, Nana, do you know where we're going?!
Nana: ...Yes.
Katie: You smell good.
Pat: ...thanks?
Me: Ooh, yeah, you do smell good.
Put your hands up for Detroit!
Katie: It smells like manure. It smells like SHIT.
We just gave our grandparents a big glass cock. Nice.
In Her Mouth?!
This seems like so long ago.
And really not like a school day.
Public speaking semi finals!
Dom: Ha ha HAH!
82 Bobbalou
Melissa: They let you in?! Awesome!
Pam: ...and cheese!
The rest of the day was pretty good, I'm sure, but it was eclipsed by the night.
Caught the bus with Avery, then Geedi, then Nick and Ben, then Mia.
[then an axe murderer and Geedi's moms friend]
Was not surprised to find out the others were going to be late.
We put the extra time to good use.
Nick: Don't do drugs.
NotNick: Yeah. A) They're bad for you, and B) More for us.
NotNick: What's in that?
Nick: Meth.
Creepy alleys and white vans... and hobos peeing next to dumpsters.
Oh wait, that was Nick.
Then, finally, LaserQuest!
Banana ranked 23rd out of 30.
That was the most intense thing I've done in a LONG time.
I would definitely die in war. Especially if I were fighting small children or their fathers.
After that we spent a lot of time deciding what was going to happen next.
Came back to Lachine with Avery, Geedi, Nick and Ben, and walked in the night time :)
Imagine if you lint rolled your dog?
Nick: I probably won't get hepatitis.
Lion: He plays badly, we should take his money.
Nick: What'ch'you do with my doo-rag!?
Just in case you were wondering: Kiln = a furnace or oven for burning, baking, or drying something, esp. one for firing pottery, calcining limestone, or baking bricks.
It's still rape, guys.
Good and Bad
So I'm giving up on the Poptarts.
Which is probably a good idea...
Day six has somehow lost its charm.
Scriptwriting in Media, need one more idea.
Marcela: I have a big penis.
Imagination games with Sam instead of Black Studies... that used to be me.
Weiiiiiiird.
Me: It tastes like sunshine :)
Painting with Genny in Art while the boys threw scissors at each other and through holes.
It's a masterpiece!
Being weird in Math - I enjoy playing desk piano!
Got a break from study skillz to talk to Nathan and Schwartz.
And I'm pretty proud of the fact that I wrote a decent gym project in two hours.
Lick my lollipop.
Heads?
I find myself admiring trees more and more lately. They look so pretty against the sky.
I mailed my Dawson acceptance of acceptance letter today :)
This sort of thing does put me in a good mood.
Was late for French because we went to Jess's for lunch - and hoo boy, did we eat.
What are these?
Jess: I think they're cream puffs.
NotJess: They are puffy.
Jess: And full of cream!
Suck up!
Avery and I had difficulty knocking on the door.
Watched more X-Files... he's too young.
Does 48 count as an old man crush?
...how old is Jack Layton?
Life's a douche, die young.
Finalee
Andrea: These boys have no souls!!
Not much to say about today.
Genny and Melo did their speeches - pretty good!
Alli and I into the semi finals... no Nick.
Which I figured was going to happen, but still would have been amazing.
Nick: I've got three beavers, two boats and a duck. What can I get with that?
Helping Lion with his money at lunch, and wondering what he's like in Germany.
Checking out Jayme in Math, admiring his style.
QAA after school - piece of cake.
Pizza for supper... and Cinna Stix!
<3
And now... Flight of the Conchords.
Ahh, Dawson
This is a good sign.
Somehow today seemed a lot better when I got home, but again I go to bed feeling... blah.
Maybe I'm just tired.
[of what?]
Finished and handed in my art project, I'm pretty happy with it :)
Now I've just gotta work on my DW.
NotAMemberOfOurClass: She started yelling at me in Asian!
Genny: I look like a starved boy.
NotMe: You should sharpen that.
Me: I don't have a sharpener.
NotMe: I do.
Me: You don't need to brag about it.
Doesn't that make you feel bad about yourself?
Shrine
I will be this cool when I am old. I promise you.
Woke up obscenely early for a weekend, and showered.
Then off to the parade!
Which was entirely underwhelming. But, hey, it's a parade. Can't complain too much.
Back to Dorval with hot chocolate, then off to Fairview with mom and sore feet.
Got a belt!
Finished [?] my art project... wrote 10 words of the evaluation.
I have priorities, yes.
This weekend feel like it lacked something.
RandomDrunkTeen: Imagine going to a parade on ecstasy!?
Better?
Woke up and lay in bed. Which isn't abnormal.
Went over to Bureau on Gros [a much calmer car ride than last night, yes.]
Came back and did art!
Almost finished - yay me :)
Walked over to Jess's for TV show night after dinner, and had a splendid time.
Jess: Are you going to eat that?
NotJess: No.
Jess: Awesome!
Geedi: Let me tell it!
Me: I got a duck sticker!
Kyle XY, Californication, HIMYM and Friends... all I ever need.
[and sour candies.]
Thievery... sexual misconduct... no wonder I'm such a deviant.
Raccoon!
What
is this, you may ask? Well, it's the colour red.
The colour red symbolises many things. Today in media class we learned how the colour red symbolises passion and anger.
Of course, we were looking up green at the time, but that colour doesn't symbolise the day. It makes a brief appearance, though.
I am also wearing red pajamas.
Nick and I quoted Red on the way to the party.
It was red accessory day at school.
[Yaaaaaaaids!]
I am not a big girl yet.
I am really sorry, Katie, for stressing you out.
Mom? Can you come pick me up?
Tic Tac anyone? ...just kidding :)
[Quote]The entirety of Nick's speech (with its deserved marks this time)[/Quote]
NotSarah: How awkward is it asking for drugs in front of a teacher?
Ha-ha-hamlet!
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?
He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Happy birthday, Ryan :)
...in dyslexic.
[smut] From Above
Half day... but not really.
Speeches during English!
Kevin: You can toast it and it still tastes good with butter. Unlike a grape.
NotKevin: Inserted him into the trunk.
Then a highly energetic and gay-tastic hip-hip abs routine in gym :)
Break it down, guys.
Unitards all around!
I'm going to take my dick and beat your nose until it bleeds and then smear it all over your face with my balls.
Badminton at Lindsay Place 'after school'. Lots of waiting, and then no break at all.
At least it's the last one.
...since you couldn't tell.
I play with myself at night, too.
Papa[razzi]
This is what I've been waiting for!
Sweater weather :)
[or naked. But we've been through that, I believe. More than enough. For certain people, it's encouraged. For others? Not so much.]
ahem.
Lion: You will have my body, I will have crack.
Lunchtime laughs, defining terms.
Nick: I'll trade you my muffin for a crack muffin.
And learning new things about pee.
Mint Man
Insightful and entertaining MSN conversations after dinner... none that became real life.
But, that's alright.
Ben: Halifax operates on trade.
NotBen: Of sexual favors.
Ben: And bottle caps.
NotBen: I'd prefer the sexual favors.
And also - bake sales rock.
More Than You'll Ever Know
Well that's finally done. About fucking time.
NotNick: You're retarded.
Nick: No, you is.
Didn't do much, really.
We could get out of highschool a lot faster if we spent this time working.
...Just saying.
Party with the J-man.
Left after the holocaust for badminton, was late anyway.
But won both, so it's all good.
[Thanks for the faith, Katie, jeeze...]
Nick: It's hot in here.
NotNick: That's 'cause you're here.
Me: What's Mr. Hayter's first name?
NotMe: Nick.
Me&NotMe: .....
Oh, right, happy Saint Patrick's Day. What a joyous occasion it was.
Leprechaun magic and garter belts included, of course.
[Thanks a lot, Harper.]
There is lacking, here.
Believe In Me
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
[...and not have to go to school and fail that bio test]
Speeches second period - Lion, Avery and Aline, good job!
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Lion: Are your birds flying normally today?
NotMe: Oh, Nick's at badminton.
Me: Yeah, I was looking for him, too.
So, this one time downtown...
Something New
Happy birthday, Nana!
Woke up extremely early and texted Melissa.
Went back to bed, then was woken up later to go to Mormor's and Nana's.
They admired my hair :)
Home for ten minutes - just enough time to grab a bagel and change my shirt.
Then... Coraline!
The 3D bit was cool, but I was expecting more from the actual movie. Whatever, it was alright.
Nana: Oh, wow.
Then mom and I went to find stores on St. Huberts... but failed epically.
Instead we watched the protest.
Me: I wonder what's going on.
NotMe: What's with all the cops?
BOOM
Me: AHHHHH!!!
Penis vs. Vagina
Wrinkle rape
Did a small amount of work on my failure of a game.
Expect more fail to come.
Annalyse
Bacon and eggs.
Prom dress shopping in the morning - bought bagels.
Came home, back news.
Made plans.
Cancelled plans.
Good news!
So is the order of the day.
Lee: I'm being abused and I don't like it.
Lion: Could you bring the bird.... please? Smoke in the face.
Kim: This is going to sound weird, but stare at the middle of my tits.
Marcella: You are impotent!
NotNick: You are the weed dragon!
Nick: Roar!
Lion: But my hair is clean!
Pee?
In the pee!
That never happens.
Paranoia, much? Porch man.
...To Meeeeeeee!
I certainly managed to stretch this one out :D
Media first period:
NotMrNathan: He's naked through the whole movie.
MrNathan: Oh, yes!?
Not too much else, really.
Untoasted toast at lunch - toast does sound funny when you've heard it a few dozen times.
Hopefully one of Nick's faces gets in the yearbook :)
NotNick: He was in a strip club, having a few drinks.
Nick: Nice.
NotNick: Thanks.
Walk to the mall with Kim and Mia after school - pierced!
Then Dollarama and donuts.
NotKim: Where's the pie?
Kim: Over there.
I do love our girl time <3
[especially when you fall off chairs]
Me: Fada! Come hee-a! Come hee-a nao!
Thank you, and you're welcome.
This is good.
In Your Head
Well, this is different.
I don't like it already.
Anyway:
I'm sitting here with my English homework only half done, listening to music, and really wanting some sleep.
I would have done this earlier... but of course, the Grey's won out :)
[give the pencil to Michael J. Fox]
At least I'm not worrying about my speech this year - I'm sort of in love.
- What's a good comeback when a guy tells you wearing a condom doesn't feel good?
- ...neither does herpes.
Make like a soccer player and get your big leather balls outta here.
E.T. phone home.
QotW
Slept through bio - more of the same.
Table topics in English - abuse? Really?
Watching boys run in gym. Good times :)
The day greatly improved during lunch, bouncing bottles and guessing figs!
Computer science was a lunch extension, as usual.
Though it did smell different today, just ask Lion.
And it's always nice to finish the day with a sub.
Even if Nick does stab pencils in his eyes and make screamy noises.
Stayed to watch the boys soccer game - we want the German!
First half of Fight Club, it just gets better every time.
Lion: Fig schnapps, it's like saying sex schnapps.
The thin edge of the wedge.
Me: You're going to sing?!
NotMe: Sing??
NotMeEither: No, Chandler Bing!
Kim: Well, I was a silly mistake...
Jayme: You would have to make desks out of metal. Which is probably a good idea.
Me: It's weird to see someone taller than him.
Ben: Why are you laughing? Tell me one!
Mia: The only safe way is to not do it at all, guys.
Sarah: Okay, Jesus.
Me: Good morning.
NotMe: Oh. Right. It's morning.
Steph: ...Are you high?
Nekkidity.
Moo-Ral
Badminton after [during] school, not feeling it.
Win and lose.
LOVE second period, everyone left with a smile. Awwwwww :)
[Blowing spitsies.]
Art class - more dabbing and lovely fumes.
[No, I will not dab you one.]
Kim told us about her fat porn.
Was going to take back the caf at lunch... instead sat with other people.
Pff.
NotMe: Vagiant!
Talking about prom in art...
Crazy MSN convo with Katie, Pat and Annik.
Crazy Annik.
Semi-decided on scrapbook?
Verse
200 posts ago today I was but a n00b in the blogosphere.
Look at me now :)
'Slept' horribly last night, up at 7:00 to shower.
Did very little real work, which isn't unusual, but still appreciated.
Badminton meeting after school instead of practice.
[When your pants end above your knees they're called SHORTS.]
Am 9th for speech-giving!
Sometimes I walk down the hallway grinning because I'm thinking about something that would make you laugh.
Lion: Woo-ha!
Kim: Someone smells like cucumbers.
NotKim: ...?
Kim: Take a plane to Splain.
MrsHayden: Anna... Kim... Avery... Marcela......... and Nick.
Take back the caf table tomorrow!
[we are definitely passive-aggressive people.]
Not Quite The Same
Today is the other Sunday.
We lost time.
Walked over with Avery, were not obscenely early!
Got rid of some of my change, finally.
Walked back with Avery, more interesting conversation this time.
Was productive! Finished comp. sci.
NotMe: Your cousins are like a tv show.
Me: I have a feeling you'll be a super cute old lady.
Me: Something really funny happened but I can't write it on my blog...
+1
Woke up late and showered.
Looked good ;)
Finally got some work done! Finished draft of speech [heh] and 'painted' for art.
Also, baked cookies.
Why is it that just when I get comfortable and happy I have to leave?
Jess's birthday get together!
Definitely not boring :)
Balderdash + Scattergories = English geek's heaven.
NotMe: I thought it might be one of each.
Way to be late, guys.
Tincture: A statue made of tin or the underside of a bookshelf?
Maybe a lactating cow.
Your mom is... raping me.
Career: seal clubber?
In the room: vaginas!
Guess Marcela's words!
Me: Not to make it awkward, but...
Office
Dress shopping with Mom and Dad in the morning, didn't see much...
Or maybe I'm not that into it.
Stupid prom.
Created birthday cards in the afternoon - nearly finished!
[factory.]
NotMe: time me! GO!
Me: shitshitshit... one, two, three, four....
NotMe: I feel like they don't know...
Two points for Anna, yeaaaaah.
NotMe: It's rude to ignore your favorite cousin.
Me: Oh, is Woody on?
Fuck this love shit. Doesn't mean anything, anyway.
Copy That
Library in the morning to photocopy images for art... then home to work on them.
Irritating, but I think I've got it figured out :)
S'mores after supper!
...hi-lite[r] of my day? Sadly.
Fucker
Winter blows. I am angry with it.
[great... now I'm angry with a season.]
And I'm jealous. Of something else entirely.
AND
I'm tired of this.
But these are just words.
S'mores tomorrow :)
Me: Just because you have a penis doesn't mean you have to flaunt it in my face!
...something.
Biggest Fans
Slept in - beautiful.
Fairview with Mom, tried on dresses for fun :)
Got Genny's gift! Yay!
Kim and Mia over after dinner to play Guitar Hero and watch Napoleon Dynamite. Hah!
Cat Silencer = worst superpower ever.
"And I will try to find my place, in the diarrhea of change."
Kim: Those babies don't see their first birthday.
NotKim: Why not?
NotKimEither: Because they DIE.
NotMe: My butt tastes like blue.
Me: I love when things taste like colours!
NotMe: ...so you love the taste of my butt?
Psh, you can have Joe Jonas and Zac Efron, I want Sir Ian McKellan and Sandy Cohen :P
Note to self: Kim doesn't like salt.
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