Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Family Affair

Goodbye, September
I saw some house put up Halloween decorations!!!
Went to tha bank and changed in all my change for real money - I'm so rich.
Had fun family time before I had to leave for school, Dad painted the bathroom!
And I had to have a stupid cold shower. Bah.
Ran in to Paws AGAIN, and then had a wonderful French class filled with more actual French work than we did in a month last year.
AC after that... ugh. Bitched with Dana then spent the class writing to Katie instead of actually paying any attention.
Thankfully we got out early, but unfortunately there was traffic. Still, got home in time to eat with the rest of my family :)
Stuff and more stuff... and now Fred is roaming my room somewhere. Uh oh.


Dana: What do we do in this program? We write about how gardens make us feel.




Suckle
Big day! Met Mom downtown after some phone confusion, then went over to les Ailes to do some shopping :)
Stopped at Burger King to eat our lunches, and Mom got rather disturbed when some man apparently groaned at me...
Walked in the rain back underground and did some more shopping, bought scarves!
No bag, though. Someday.
Got back to Atwater and crossed the street in a downpour over to Second Cup where we sat and gossiped over iced hot chocolates. Yummm.
Back to class and Mom went home... sigh.
Good, long day :)

Monday, September 28, 2009

Room Mate

Hello, Fred.
As long as you stay in that corner, we're cool.
No hosting parties, either.
Got done today many things that should have gotten done earlier, plus some unplanned things.
...that's pretty much it.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Doesn't Stop Us From Trying

I've Gone Overboard, I Think.
Even for me.
Tried to convince Mom to take me out today, but instead we had a movie day!
She vetoed I Love You, Man, though. Boooo.
So, I sat all day.
Then had several very interesting conversations with friends... ;)
Then outdid myself on something else. I need to get rid of this thing soon.

Everything you wanted to know about blowjobs while driving!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

I Got That Very Wrong

Odd-Shaped Head
I accomplished very little official work today.
But I did what made me happiest.
Went out with Mom in the morning to pick up some stuff, then home.
Talked with Katie, who I am so very proud of!

[You're all man to me, baby]

Got an interesting proposition from someone else ;)
Enjoyed the thought of that.
Met with Avery and walked over to Jess's for tv show night!
Shared some shocking news, watched tv, chatted, held up fingers and ate a lot of stuff.
Good times.

Jess: That's what she said.
Me: Good one!
Jess: That's the first one I've ever said!

We like the badasses.


NotDD: He's so big.



Everywhere!
Today was a day of tests.
English, easier than I thought, though I wrote a lot less than some people. But at least my grammar was good!
Humanities, watched part of the Fly again during the test, was the first to leave again.
Went further downtown during break, walked along St. Cath's and then back to eat and go to
French, where we had - yes, another test. Left early and caught the bus home with Theo.

Me: So, you have.... one younger brother? Oh, wait, I feel like that's very wrong.

Pretty short bus ride, then home to shower, eat and leave to meet Geedi on the bus.
Did that, caused a lineup outside the theatre for no reason, met Genny and watched the play!

Stories without endings

Nice arms ;)

Freezing cold room!!

Bussed home with incredibly rude children [karma's a bitch, hahaha] and then, to Mia's delight, met up with her and the rest of them for a bit!
Witnessed Sarah's legendary chip catch - that in itself was worth it.
Felt like I was back in high school... with a few differences.
Got home late and slept perfectly.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Shun

Themes of the Day: Me Being Disturbing and Cactuses
Two three hour classes back to back = sore legs.
Got papers back, I love when teachers like me :)
Met Matt for break - yes!
Almost challenged a Latino gang to a dance off... but then picked off young Colin instead.

Cracktus
Coitus cactus
Practice cactus/Word bird
Distractus [for the ninjas]
Yamacactus [for our Jewish friends]
Cactus interactus
Whacktus

Went to McDonalds after he pinpointed what he was craving, and had misadventures in the washroom.

Boy: And then this short guy with an eyepatch comes in and starts checking me out with his good eye. What do I do with that?

Girl: So then this woman walks in with a peg leg and a parrot...

Entertained myself in Philosophy with odd breathing instructions, and then home.

PeeWee: Was that a big piece of pie or what!


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Cleanlinasty. [Wednesday, September 23rd]

Public Notice
Late start today, much appreciated.
Finished up homework then caught the bus in.
Checked out some sweet posters, longed after them with an equally broke Paws, then headed off to French class.

Me: My chair sounds like a baby dinosaur.

Madison and I made excellent partners, even teaming up for the longest sigh of exasperation over our homework assignment.
After that I had Intro to AC, ughhh.

NotMe: My Wednesdays are so long...
Me: Ugh, me too. Well, just this part.

NotLea: There are metal or plastic rods called 'boning' and -

Lea: That's not the definition of 'boning' I know.


But that ended eventually and freedom was ours!
Bus home, walk in the rain and then wonderful food.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

My Life Is Average

And You
Had the luckiest morning ever: narrowly avoided falling spiders AND falling bird shit.
Then re-payed my good karma by sheltering a woman from the storm.
Crowded smelly bus on the way to school, catching Erica on the metro and being astute in English :)

Patricia: How are you?
NotPatricia: Fine. Wet.
Patricia: Rrrrawwnrr!

Got Humanities assignment back, sweet. Watched part of The Fly!
Went home, made soup and pizza, finished homework and looked up a website I found in the bathroom.

TOTALLY worth it.
:D

Went back to school... got there late so had to sit in the front next to a boy... oh what hardship.
Group work, meh.
Home, Emily, Avery, pirates and dinner.
A good first day of the week.

You got my back. ...or my front.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Horizon[tally]

Zoom
Family activities ftw.
Driving around with Mom, Dad and Noodle in the morning for a few hours, nice :)
I love car rides.
Stopped at Harveys on the way back to pick up lunch, then home for a few minutes before heading off to the SAAQ.
Renewed my license with some really flirty guy and then waited in Timmy's for an hour before Mom picked me up.
Pharmaprix and then home to finish up some essays... almost.
Dinner, shower, more essays... and no one I care about slept with a stripper. Sweet relief.

DefinitelyNotMe: Would you like it if I called you Daddy?

Sunday, September 20, 2009

A Lover

...Wait A Second.
I know that place! What's it doing in a movie??
:)
Made that discovery this morning.
Walked over to DD in the sun with Avery, narrowly avoiding a car crash.
Caught up with people and shared a taste of Dawson with them, ahha. Good stuff.
Walked home again and talked about cupcakes... and other stuff.
Worked on my essay with Katie's help, still not totally sure though.
Breakfast for supper night!
Got a bunch of homework done and feel good.
Better sleep tonight hopefully. You, too.

Talking about people makes me miss them.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Good Line

YES!
I love weekends.
Up and did an essay after breakfast, took me longer than it should have.
Did some research for another paper, but not as much as I should have. I blame the internet, it's too distracting.
Did my hair, bummed around then went to Chloe's and interrupted.
Chatted with her and Chris, drank tea and then walked them to the bus stop.

At least when I told you I was coming I wasn't lying.

NotMe: I think you guys should hug.
NotMeEither: That just made her so, so happy.

Which kind of makes me feel like a bad person.
No. It makes you awesome.

And one very very dirty picture.


And seeing her just made me so, so happy. It's been too long :)
Home for dinner and the last of a season [finally!].
Said goodbye to Muffin after harassing her with a hairbrush. Good times.

Friday, September 18, 2009

I Want You To[o]

Too Black
Stupidface rain.
Timbits in English totally made up for it! As did the really touching epiphanies read by braver people than I.
Things said in Humanities that, taken out of context, sound incredibly strange.

You have sex dreams about your mom? That's nasty!

Walk into the room and Susan is masturbating on a pillow during the cocktail party.

...and then she fell off a cliff.

Met with Genny for my hour and saw Mr. Ward!

Me: What if he sees us?
NotMe: We'll run away!

Followed him for a little bit and then I went to class where we ate [almost cooked] cake, introduced ourselves all over again and stated our favorite colour, food, or fact about an animal.

and I'm an alcoholic.

Took the bus with Genny to LA, which was a total fail except for Mr. Cote.
Left, waited at the bus stop [just like old times except completely different] and then home.
Watched Katie&Co mess around with dough for a while :)
And made plans for tomorrow!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Go For Four

Thanks For The Reminder
Caught the bus with Melissa, no seat for me.
Got to school and Melissa realised she forgot to remind herself of something, so we went in search of a photo booth.
Did that then went to class

NotMe: Want me to move it closer so you can read it?

where I bonded with some guy over his label.

Teacher: You mean there are 18 year old virgins?? WHAT!?

Finished that and then met with Melissa for our own class. Shared snacks and chatted some more about Canadians and the weird things they do. Like drink milk from bags.

NotMe: What has Canada given the world?
Me: Seth Rogan!

Over and out. Bus home with Melissa [where I was a good citizen], lunch and dentist instead of Philosophy! Definitely worth it - I get a free toothbrush here at least.
Everything good, home for spicy dinner and messy puppy, stuff then bed.

Pat vs. All of your friends.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Goodnight Elisabeth

Eclectic
Late morning, delicious.
Took the late bus in for French and got there exactly on time, making Madison panic.
Test, went well enough I think... though I tend to think that and be wrong.
Three hour AC class, ugh... at least I have people.

NotHer: Do they ride Eskimos in Canada?
Her: ...Eskimos are people. So no.

NotMe: What are 'death' people?
Me: I think she said 'deaf'.

Finally over, freedom!
Bus home with people I know but don't talk to.
Supper I'd been craving, homework, online, tv and bed.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Travels

This Is Outside
English at 8... never gets any later.
Impressed everyone with my hubris knowledge. Thanks Mrs. Martin.
Humanities after, in class assignment, finished early and left. Woop!
Saw Melissa and commiserated over our broken shelf, awww.
Journeyed to Angrignon mall to pick up my shoes, yay!
Decided I'd just go home instead of back to school.
Got home, ate and napped.
Got up, failed at hot chocolate and went back to school beverage-less.
Saw Kim and Jayme before class and then to Philosophy with a wobbly desk. Sigh.
Caught up with Emily G on the bus on the way home, nice :)
Called Mia for her birthday, ate supper, did not watch Californication [stupid] and bed.




My Beautiful Mistress
Woke up too early for my day off, but for a good cause.
Bussed it out to JA and sat on the steps for a while when.... AVERY!
She brought me to her locker, Geedi met us and then walked us to math class.

Teacher: WELCOME!
Me: Ahh!
Avery: You'll get used to it.

NotAStudent: Can we take a break between talking about women you haven't laid and DO some MATH?!

I miss math class with Avery. Good stuff.
After that headed over to Study Skills where, waiting outside, Avery got too excited about posters.
Went in, met Steve [the girl] and Michelle and then... the sub?
Very entertaining, though he told Avery to get rid of me.
Did the rest of the tour, then back on the bus and over to Lakeside!
Finally got invited to convocation, sat and talked with Labesse.

Avery: What if you died never having had a boyfriend?
NotAvery: I had a boyfriend in grade five...

Found Evans after, yay!

Evans: Looky here. What a horrible surprise.

The dashed down to find Schwartz, but she found us instead.
Chatted in her class most of the period, and then it was time to go.
Told Avery all about my amazing boyfriend, and tried to figure out if she would like my friends or not.

Glee!!



Sunday, September 13, 2009

"17"

Trade
I love both of these ideas.
Went to the mall with Mom in the morning for a short amount of time.
Talked to a friendly graham-savvy woman at IGA then home for a lunch which didn't kill anyone.
Played with Muffin and did a few hours of homework.
Then did something which made me much happier.
This was an uneventful day.

Mystery Frey!




Party!!!
Up early to... ahem... finish some unfinished and urgent business.
Did that, wasn't too late to meet Avery, and we walked over to Geedi's!
Some annoying construction workers made noise every time we tried to speak.
Jess met us there and then we all headed to St. Huberts :)

Jess: Have you been listening to anything we've been saying? What was the last think I said?
NotJess: ...spicy?

Jess: What's a berry?
NotJess: Strawberry... raspberry... anything that ends in berry.
HAHAHHAHAA.

Ate deliciousness then walked back to Geedi's for gifts, games and more deliciousness!
And a wasp.

Group hug!

Dad picked me up to go over to Mormors to say goodbye to Klaus and Beta. Timbits, yumm.
McDonalds for supper [unlike some healthy people I know...] and then homework and other stuff.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Any Time But 2:30

Why Yes Melissa, I Do Like Tic-Tacs
Matt and I almost spent 23 hours and 59 minutes counting things, but then decided to hold off.
English bright and early - it's a good thing I like that class.
Talked about bears, NYC, and other things like that.
Humanities right after, some guy took my spot, but then he talked to me so it's all good.
Watched Charlie Chaplin! Hahaha.
Break - bought French textbook then read in the caf.
French with Madison and our conjoined desks - near the window this time.

Me: That's the perfect plot for Bring It On 5! Cheer rehab!

NotMe: Wow, you went to school in the ghetto.

Picked up a copy of The Plant as I left.
Took two hours to get home... thanks a lot, traffic.
Was in an extremely bad mood, but cheered up after food.
Worked on something special :)

NotKatie: I have plans tonight... with myself. Not dirty ones.

Watched Glee - hahah. That was fun.
Night.


Thursday, September 10, 2009

Hey Sexi

Empire
Up in a bad mood but the day got much better!
School and Matt, but he left as I was unable to open my lock. He got back just in time to see my victory.
As I was doing his project for him he read some crazy messed-up story involving poorly hidden treasure and dismembered siblings.

NotMelissa: Do you have scissors? Bring them to me!
Melissa: No, but I have glue.
NotMelissaEither: Well that's the opposite of what we need, thanks.

Me: I have.... nothing in here that we could use.

That ended, sadly, and class started. Vodka, living in shacks and Friends! Not to mention...

Teacher: Can you name a musical group that has been such a phenomenon as The Beatles?
Student: Blink 182!
Me: HA!

Got an answer right and felt pretty clever :)

Met Melissa and Shmee Shmee, went to McDonalds and interacted with a very friendly McServer as we bought our hot chocolate. Shmee made a phone call and then walked us to class.
Created our empire of desks.

Adam and Eve... hmmmm.

Ate lunch outside and then just as I thought I was going to be alone... Matt and Emily invited me out for coffee!

Matt: Remember when it was just us?
Me: Good times.

Emily: Why do you always make fun of me?
Me: Well he's not going to make fun of me.
Matt: Yeah, why would I make fun of Anna? It's just not going to happen.

Left to go to class.... sigh.
But the teacher couldn't get the movie working so we wasted a bunch of time and then had a short lecture.
Crowded bus, but got to eat supper with people :)

We want to hear about your day!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Sunshine In A Bag-ness

Colours!
I can be so anal, sometimes.
[what's with all these words today? Proactive, dichotomy, anal... good stuff.]
Showered and then shopping with mom!
Bought shoes and jeans, wore shoes for the day, realised they were too small, will exchange them.
Jeans, on the other hand, are perfect :)
Mom dropped me off [after I made embarrassing 'overpass' arm gestures] at the metro station and I got to school in time to hang out with Madison a bit before going to class.

NotMe: I love her sweater. It's like a cape. Woooshhhhhh.
Me: That's what my day was lacking - sound effects! Especially of the cape variety.

French was fine, and Intro to Arts only lasted an hour - woop!
Sometimes I love life.
Home really early. Anne came over with Jen! Talked with them for a bit.

Sunions.

They left, we ate, I walked Noodle - weird to have enough time and energy to do things like that - did some homework then watched tv. Bed.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Mr. N

Back At It
Ran for a [free] bus and got a window seat, score.
Finished some homework before class, then enjoyed another English class which contained something only Avery will appreciate.
Humanities after that - 90% on the assignment we had! Woop.
Looked at slides and discussed art.

DefinitelyNotMe: Oh my God, last night I dreamed my penis was a hockey stick!

Then ate lunch, went to the bookstore, watched a band, and took the metro [all by myself!] to Berri-UQAM to pick up the French novel I need.
Back to school and met Jayme, Kim and Genny. Headed over to the food court and planned out birthdays :)
Went to Pharmaprix.

Me: I can honestly say I've never hung out in this section of Pharmaprix before.

NotGenny: I got chocolate!
Genny: I don't want chocolate.
NotGenny: That's not what your mom said!
Genny: ...that doesn't make sense.

Genny left us, and Kim Jayme and I went to Berri to pick up Kim's book... repeat.

Me: That's my COUSIN!!

Weird seeing people out of regular context...
Back to school, saw Matt the Truant and sat in the caf for a while where I checked people out and Kim didn't listen to me.
Class, which thankfully was just a movie and finished early, and then home.





Horrible Day
Today is the day after fun.
Had an irritating eye problem - not being able to see - for a bit, and told Katie about it.
Got very scared when she mentioned migraines, so went to lie down in bed.
Fell asleep and woke up with a headache that stuck around for the rest of the day.
At least I could see.
Nana and Poppa over to pick up their car, and as they were leaving I got stung by a bee.
I think I handled this one much better than last time.... :P
Packed that with ice and read philosophy.
Fun definitely not included.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Complete

Support!!
Sacks unite!
Pancakes in the morning, delicious as always. Woke up so early I had to have two breakfasts.
Kids were mistakenly shunned from their own meeting so we waited patiently until worldball time.
Sacks vs. Granny Panties again and the Sacks are victorious times three!

We're working so well as a team right now!
Don't jinx it!!

SACK ATTACK

Katie and I staked our the barbeque to obtain our desired type of meat, score.
Then she proved her mom wrong by indeed having a daddy long leg on her foot.
Bittersweet victory?
After lunch work started getting done with the dock being taken out, sailboat being put away and rusty rods toted about. Katie Annik and I took a walk out the road.

NotMe: His name is Patrick Yves.
Me: That's funny.
NotMe: Uhh... OH! Hahahah.

Me: This picture contains no fun at all. Fun not included.
Pat: Fun sold separately.
Katie: I look silly.

Back in time for the LaGrave car to leave, awww.
Sad big goodbyes to Brenda and Emily - good luck in Toronto!!
Woody, Terrianne and Peter left shortly after, but the rest of us stayed for dinner.

Me: Could your side of the table be more crowded?

Things moved quickly after dinner with the three cars leaving at the same time.
Got home and jetted over to Daniels with Genny and Kim to watch tv. Conti and Nick D showed up later and broke stuff.
Walked Genny to the bus stop after...

Me: What's that noise??
NotMe: It's a basketball.
Me: Imagine it was just a basketball, all alone, bouncing?
NotMe: Stop it!!

Roasting Pam Anderson

Walked home myself and then fell asleep. Yum.



Note The Socks
Another beautiful day! Thank you, weather. We needed this.
Played some worldball in the morning, beat by the Panties. Dammit.
The Burns showed up later, followed by Brian with impeccable timing!
Nick broke his thumb in the forest and narrowly missed popping his junk, Brenda got tossed overboard the sailboat, Yves got a smack in the head from the boom and Nana has a big swollen hand.

Me: If you're going to go in to anaphalactic shock, this is the time to do it.

Got back on the court once the rest of the cousins returned from the parade and proved ourselves worthy of the Sack name.
Had some excellent games, and then all retired for drinks.

Me: That worked really well, for what it was.
[three-person handshake]

Pat: It looked like a... booby.

Poppa: Yes! Yes! YES YES YES!!

Played a round of What's On My Back with countries, and there were no embarrassing failures.
Delicious sausages and corn, and then a tasty frozen desert made by Kelly and squished by Ernie.
Cleaned up and separated by sexes to compete in a crossword challenge.
Simultaneous finish but the females come out victorious after all! Woop!
And, once more, we need to argue about seal clubbing.
Many cousins headed out the road with beer.

Arabic beer bottle blowing sequence.
Emily: I'll come in with the lead vocals!

ARE YOU FROM LONDON?!

Pat: I have a game! Who can make sense of Emily?

I'll throw my whorebag in the fire, and guess what - there's room for one more!


Went back and sat around the fire for a bit making s'mores and shoving logs. Surprise fireworks and then bed.




Bear Trail
Up early, as usual. Yummy breakfast.
Heard reports of bear sightings out the road, so to keep Emily safe we drove her up the big hill.
Caught a glimpse of the mama and her cubs as we drove past, and then stopped on the way back to wait for them to return. Some Yellow pickup man had the same idea...

CreepyOldMan: Il y a des ours ici.
Brenda: Yeah, there are a few bears.
CreepyOldMan: *creepy old smile and awkward nodding moment*
Brenda: ...alright.

Sexy moles.

He left after some obvious indecision and the mama bear returned to put on a few circus tricks, rile up Duffy, and eat pizza [boxes].
Back to the cottage after that for a few minutes before we went to pick up Emily and show off our great timing.
Back for... lunch, I guess, and then a hike!

Emily: That tree has an ASS!!

Or balls. It looked phallic to me.
Met some other very nice hikers who Nana and Poppa befriended, but we soon split up with them. Hiked for a while along a very nice trail, Emily practicing her camp counselor skills the whole way.
Got the shit scared out of us by a very large and bear-like dog at the end of the walk, and Emily hid behind me. Thanks.
Realised he was friendly, and christened him Big Dick due to his, well, big dick with which he tried to mount Duffy after being told off by Noodle.
Poppa rescued little Duffy and we sped off.
Back to the cottage and Nick was there!
Delicious chicken for dinner and Martha, Yves, Patrick and Annik up later that night!
Katie and I were involved in an intense game of Rummy 1000. I actually maintained my lead this time! Em and Pat tried to insert Uno into our game with no results.

NotPat: Hey - see anything weird going on here? Hmm? Maybe we should move them closer together.
[phones]

Full figured? Oprah? Voluptuous? A lot of all the good stuff? Katie?

Potato doughnut holes... yummm.

Went down to the dock and chilled there for a few hours.

Pat: I drink gin and tonics.

NotPat: Ask me again!!

This is so, horrible, what shall I do.

HickEmily: I'll drown you, motherfucker!

Ottawa: I'm double-fisting!
Montreal: WTF?!

Quacktrick "The Duck Whisperer" Laporte

We should separate the dock and float out to the middle of the lake and have a raft party!

Up and in to the cottage to be more warm and comfy. Ended up going to bed instead to read.
:)




Texty Triplets
This was the longest day of my life.
Up at six, missed my bus, in class at 8:00... out of class at 5:30.
With a ten minute break here and there to run to my locker and grab some food.
Oh, and see Melissa, Genny and Kim for short periods of time :)
Completed my Knowledge assignment easily - that should be a class in which I get good marks. I am optimistic.
Stupid group work in Philosophy, I am extremely pessimistic.
Took the bus home alone and tried not to fall asleep. Called Geedi because it was her birthday!!
Hearing her voice revived me enough to do my English homework and pack.
Hopped in the car with my pjs on, a giant sandwich and the thought of Katie waiting for me.
Beautiful ride up, I love being in the car at night.
Got there, sat down, played Uno, listened to my family chatter, and fell asleep with Emily and Katie.

NotKatie: It's like pain as pleasure. Unhh... awww!... ohhhhhhhhh.... is uncle Ernie coming up this weekend?

You guys aren't going to talk and giggle all night are you?


Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Pragmatic

No, YOUR Family's Weird.
Said goodbye to Klaus this morning as he headed off to experience Quebec at La Belle Province.
Did some stuff then got on the empty bus around noon.
Got to school and was misconceived as a burglar by Melissa.
Luckily she didn't hit me with her giant package of crackers.
Sat with her and Jayme for a bit in the caf until it was time for me to go to class, where -

Madison: Anna I am so sorry! I looked everywhere and there is absolutely no left handed desk in here!

I had to struggle. Being different is hard.
Went to the [not-so-exciting] computer lab where I had my first technology impaired moment of the day.
Conjugated verbs for a while, then back to class.
Madison walked me to my next class where the teacher made me extremely tired and frustrated.
Watched Mambo Italiano and then had to stay after class due to her stupidity.
Caught the metro with Lea :)
Home, Nana and Poppa, goodbye to Muffin, relaxing.

Me: ...and here's the attachment I forgot to attach. I'm not usually this impaired, I promise.
NotMe: This email made my day.

Convocation crashers!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

You Never Know Till You Know

Probably No Cameras, Either
Up and on the bus before I really awoke.
Melissa and Katie found me, then Elana too.

NotMe: Anna, you're really smart.
Me: Yes?

Moved along to English! I love that class.
Ann told us stories about women marrying inmates... and then discovering what they were actually in for.

Teacher: And then she... well, nevermind. I've wasted too much time.
EntireClass: NO!!

Humanities after, also good.

OtherTeacher: And why don't more humans quest for knowledge? Well... drinking is fun!

Explained my future absence and picked up work to do. Ugh.
Met up with Matt and Taylor and went to McDo's so Matt could satisfy his craving.
[And so I could satisfy mine. That worked out well.]

NotMe: Why didn't you tell me Geedi said hi?!
Me: Well as you CLEARLY snatched the phone out of my hands before I had a chance to read it...

Me: Who is stealing my phone?

I was Leaf Lad, but you were always Man Woman.

Got attacked by iced coffee and then dripped ice cream on myself... not the best day for clothing.
Did not go to Matt's class, instead went back to the mall and then fell asleep in the library for about an hour.
Woke up in time for Philosophy... where I had a sweet deskmate.
Bussed with Yan and Nick [haha] and unknowingly Erica.
Home. Dinner with family. MSN. Bed.

Me: And garden hoes.
Grandmother: *awkward misinterpreted humping motion*

Girl: I think we have different interpretations of 'hot'.
Boy: Well we both think I'm hot, so... ;)

Avery: Hey, cool ring.
Oh, Lakeside, eh.
Wait - I went there!
What year did you graduate?
Oh, cool.
Me? 2009.
Yeah, I am sexy.
You, too.
Let's hook up, you say?
Is that your hand on my thigh?
Oh, DUDE!

Best part of my day, right there :)



[Santa] Klaus
Very much welcomed this Monday off.
Nana over in the morning with Nick H. to drop off Muffin. Played in the front yard a bit then went shopping with dad.
Home and waited around, then Avery called!

I don't know what I'd be like without you.

Went out with her, ate a delicious supcake and mounted a large yellow tube.
Heh.
Rhymed words and threw disappointingly un-far.
Home for dinner and in bed early.