Friday, January 30, 2009

Dirty, Hot Sex.

Pop
Bio test... meh.
More Titans in black studies :)
...FFF.

Me: Yeah guys, all sit on one side of table. We DEFINE suspicious.

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Cancelled.

Kim: Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm poop-free!

Way to be snitches, guys.

Why do we always watch porn?

I'd rather sleep with J than eat a nipple pie.
For David Duchovny?

Sarah: Pienipple!
Everyone Else: Pineapple!


Nick: Wow, you salivate a lot.
NotNick: Is that the only time it's okay to say that to another guy?
Nick: Yes. Yes it is.


Me: I'm sorry, but if your dad was David Duchovny I'd sleep with him.
NotMe: ....I don't want to say it...


Things we talk about wayyyy too much: David Duchovny, Jake, and shepards pie.



Wear It Out
Started Remember the Titans in black studies!
Finished a trading card in art - pretty cool.
That class makes me calm.

Me: [... a secret, private fantasy that will remain securely enclosed in brackets at the bottom of your screen.]




Cube[ism]

Wiener, wiener, chicken wiener.


Mrs. Hayden: This one is made out of play-do... I love how it smells.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sometimes


Life
I've never been so disappointed to get mail.
Fuck, postage.
Decent day... better than the last.

Dickface.
(But not really)


NotMe: With me, it's NEVER off the table.

Shirtless Jake.




Just
The day after the weekend is always a letdown.
This was no exception.
Dance didn't help, either.
Went for a walk after supper to clear my head.


As a wise man once said...

I miss you.
When I finally want to talk...




Kills You.
Just for show, really.
Worked a lot. Kept busy.

Dick move.
Feel bad.
No big deal.

NotMe: You can ask me anything! Especially since you just asked me that...


Saturday, January 24, 2009

Too Good

For Anyone Else
Was awake before morning, discussing.
Shopping with Dad in the real morning - photo album and a shirt :)
More discussing.
Depressing music of the moment: Joy Division.
Love, love will tear us apart, again.
Then celebrating Avery!

Mindreaders.

Geedi: There is a lot of pepperoni...

NotGenny: Those gloves are so trippy...
Genny: You have to wear them next time.

Avery: You just gave me a brain aneurysm!

Geedi: This is the best part!
[As the lady gets eaten away by acid]


I am ill, I believe.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Dammit

Regular
Subs, again.
Not in French, though.
And an awesome [apart from the weather] walk after dinner. :)

I spent an hour with you, could I want anything more.

Another essay, Katie! Not as long, this time.

NotJayme: You don't have books?
Jayme: Apparently not. I'm a little confused...

Shuttlecock.
[Penis jokes never get old.]

Prom!

Halloween '08... shit. Grade 8.

Swings.


Me: I'm a girl, she's a girl... we share equipment.

And now we're on the same page.
Hoo boy. It's a cliffhanger.




Reach Out [And Touch Faith]
Subs.
And more subs.
Dance when I was told there wouldn't be any.
But at least I got my photo taken :)

Tried very hard to get my history done. No dice.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Young Grasshopper

Encore
Half-day.
But, really, no day at all.

You had a period party? Where was I?!

Me: Something tantalizingly revealing...
NotMe: Like my penis?

NotMe: They're kind of scary.
Me: I wouldn't know, I've never come face to face with one.

Topic that comes up most frequently in my life right now: genitals.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Speak Your Words

Barack Brobama
And so we gather.
150 minutes of video today... no more!

94% on my math exam :)

NotMe: Yellow, like Jake's hair.
NotMeEither: Maybe if he washed it...

NotMe: Are penises your age fully developed? Now I feel dirty and old...

NotMe: Please welcome Lakeside's very own Barack Obama!
EveryoneElse: WOOOOOOO!!!
Me: ...They know he's not really Barack Obama, right?


Canadian Idol, Ben. I'd phone in for that.


Pasta Hat!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!


Chroma-tits and cleavage.

NotMe: What about the penises?

Sunday, January 18, 2009

18 Minus A Year And A Day.

Double D's
[We wish]
Comp. sci. in the morning/early afternoon.
Met with Avery at 2:00 and walked over :)
Coffee and doughnut... yummm.
Nana, Poppa + Mormor over for dinner!

Hey derr, ho derr...

Merry Christmas, Mofo!

Not Me: Seven seconds in Heaven!
Me: Or an eternity in Hell...

The last time I pissed myself...

NotMe: You were stoned. You even sounded dumb.
Me: I was that.

NotMe: He looks like Martin Scorsese.
Me: Hahahahahha...
NotMe: What?
Me: What?

Do they have hot chocolate?
When's the dance?


Saturday, January 17, 2009

Smart People

Pain [Can't Get Enough]
Shopping for birthdays in the morning. Rather successful.
Worked for Anne for a few hours... rather diligently.
Made pact with Katie... rather difficult.
Rather repetitive.

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, over again.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Cuttin' Nuts

Engineers
Media class shrank into History class... and this is how we spend our time.
Love it.
All lunch at the table :)

So then what's the point?

Kim: I looked up David Cooney...

Preston: ...orange dick...
NotPreston: Anna, you look quite red. What's up?
HAH.

He looks like he was chizzled out of rock.

Walks after dinner - one with my number one girl, and one with the boys.

His hair is white!

Ben :I said this to someone a few days ago... oh, actually it was today... oh, and I was talking to you!
NotBen: I think the cold is affecting his brain.

You'd think the depanneurs would learn to not sell eggs to teenagers on Halloween...

Thursday, January 15, 2009

First Day Of My Life

Opposite View
Today was a good day.
Sub in Bio - yay!
Play in English - yay!
No teacher for most of History - yay!

The odor.

Nathan: They had it all - educationally, economically, socially...
NotNathan: Germany?
NotNathanEither: Germanally.

Super spaghetti!

Nick: You'd better not pick a guy you like for your first boyfriend, because I'm going to beat him up. Just so you know.

Nick: Anna, would you name your daughter 'Queen'?
NotNick: That's not her name! She's the queen of Jordan!


Track[marks]
What you don't want to know about what goes on in the boys bathroom.

That was so far out, it was in again.

I've been here so long I've grown a beard.

Purple team - represent!

Preston: This means that all results are the same. Ex/ die.
NotPreston: Oh, because everyone dies?

I've been alive 7,421 days.


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

She Will Be Loved

Too Much Time
In these pants.
Woke up early for shower...

NotMe: Hi, Nick
Me: Oh, he looks normal today.

Kim: What's the worst thing someone could do during a date?
NotKim: She could whip off her pants... during dinner... and ask if you want something else to eat.

Nathan: I'm the gay teacher. I was gay with Cote.

Peanuts.

Bathroom stories, ahah.

I felt it would be rude to exclude your idea from the list :)



Monday, January 12, 2009

Would You Be My Friend If...

Fathers
Math exam, pie.
Waiting for uselessness.
At least Geedi was in a good mood.

Imagine if Michelle had a brother named Harry?

HA! We always attract the weird people :)


SOMETIMES LIFE ROCKS.


Where?
Father/daughter bonding day :)
Went to the Museum of Modern Art in the afternoon with dad, fun.
Creepy video ladies watching me...

Dad: So, should Anna make her move on the boy she likes?
NotDad: Uh, no, I'll beat him up.
Dad: I don't think you quite understand...


Finished computer work :)



Saturday, January 10, 2009

The Food So Nice They Named It Twice

Like I Need Instructions
Went out in the morning with dad - passport photos, dollarama, libraries.
Lots of books!
Spent time on the computer.
Ate more dip.
Read about peanuts.


BLUE??
Dress down day!
Handed in personal project in the morning - nervous to let it go.

Out of everyone... it had to happen to Sueki...

Ratemyteacher: She hurts me mentally and physically... she hits me with books!

They're such teenagers.

DBN!
Well, more like... DN. Or HN, for some.

Sarah: Omigod, I'm so sorry, sir.

NotMe: How can this taste blue?
Me: I love it when things taste like colours!

NotSarah: What was wrong with his shorts?
Sarah: They were all... beige!

Sarah: Aw, Nick, you really think of me that way?
NotSarah: That's depressing....

Pineapple Express? I'm in the mood for that.



Thursday, January 8, 2009

Not A Snow Day Either

Quick Thinker
First two periods with Mr. Nathan... not doing much :)
Dance after school, short and sweet.
Bus stop with Genny and Geedi :)
Emmott's baby shower at 6:00 - fun!

Tomljanovic: I think I win.

Wallace: You said baby!! *scoots chair*

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Uncle Ben: Hit it!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Not A Snow Day

Of A Kind
SNOW.
lots of it.
Just a regular day... full of money :)

Not Mr. Nathan: Start at the beginning!
Mr. Nathan: Well, five thousand years ago...

Have you ever orgasmed in your sleep?
I knew you'd be the type!

You look good today.

Not Me: Ben's laughing at me.
Me: He does that fairly often.

Scientology.

Melody: You know what seeing you guys here reminds me of? Grade 8!


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Miss Anna

Smile
Second day back...
88 in Bio :)

Not Melody: Maybe she has a fetish.
Melody: With the projector?!

What'ch'you looking at me for?

Would you still love me if I were a slug?

Mr. Nathan... what a guy.

Thanks, Kim and Mia. You guys rock :)

First post from the laptop!

Monday, January 5, 2009

Moanday

I Wish
Back to school!
...felt like we'd never been away.

98 on my English :)

A sausage was taken hostage.

Mr. Nathan: Blahblah the Northern Italians looked down on the Southern Italians.
Not Mr. Nathan: Heh. Like, literally.

Biff and Happy - I get you in with all the chicks.


Bensir and Freymam.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

The We Fade Away

Too Down
Shopping in the morning with Mom and Dad - checking out prom dresses :)
Nothing too interesting.

Nick: So me and Hacking thought of the PERFECT idea for a movie...


Saturday, January 3, 2009

Women These Days...

I Was Sittin', Waitin', Wishin'...
Out to Nanas in the morning after my shower, took down their tree and had lunch.
Andrea over there after, fun :)
Came home and attempted to help out Ben.

Not Ben: You'll make someone a good wife someday.

Not Me: Or we could die of hunger.
Me: Well, there's always that, yes. But then at least we'd have that cool 'heroin chic' look for a while.
Not Me: Oh, that's true.


Put the clock back on the wall.

You know what's awkward? When you're comparing people on Facebook and the question is: Who would you rather kiss? And the two choices you have are Patrick and Woody.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Left Foot

Effort
Went out in the morning to try and find a scrapbook... none.
Spent the rest of the day printing and chatting with Katie :)

"Going to a hockey game with Katie? Priceless."


Thursday, January 1, 2009

Nine Lives

12:02
Stayed up until about three... just chillin'.
Listening to some kick-ass message on my phone.
...about five times.
<3

Stayed in my pjs all day.



11:49
Sometimes life just makes you smile :)
Fondue! Cookies, chocolate... yum.
Truth or Dare Jenga... Friends trivia...
And, of course, the Jonas Brothers. What could be better?

"Taylor looks confused..."

"Well, I haven't got any dick in a while."

Geedi: Oh hot damn, this is my jam.




YES!
Did some work, went to see Yes Man with Mom and Nick, pretty good!
Bought project covers at Bureau En Gros. Woo.
A fairly irritating day.

I would love you.