Cause She Was On Crack!

Made For Walking
...but not through fire, if you read the label.

Please Step Out Of The Vehicle, Sir.
Kim over for dinner, Cosmo and Wii, then off to 40th to meet Ben [and, coincidentally, Jess]. We sat there for a while, and then picked up Nick before going to sit by the lake.
I love nights like these :)

Want a quote?

- Ryan climbed in there once.
- Did he ever get out?

Why did I kill my girlfriend?

Lest anyone asks: Satire = a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.

How do you use crystal meth?
I dunno, let's ask Ben.

Sex Is For Losers

...They're So Pretty...
Pretty much all day with Kim today, and it was pretty much amazing :)
Went to the library in the morning with Dad, and then out with Kim around... 2:00?
Went for a walk, and then when it was too windy we went back to her Dads place, where we chilled on the balcony.
It was delightful.
Then, after dinner, rollerblading with Ben as a guest star. Woo!

I don't have a quote, but I'm pretty sure funny things were said.

Up Close
And fuzzy.
Got home, went out right away, for like... four hours.

Came home with stickers.

Brian... "wistful sigh"

Smile
Remember this frog with Kelly? Hahaha.
Saw Polywogs! Pretty cool.

My family argues constantly. It's just a gene I didn't inherit.

By the way, I own at Boggle.

Shrooms?
I climb mountains, in my free time.

Just 'cause it's there.

Put That Foot Up!
Waiting for everyone else to arrive.
Got everyone to play Wii, Wii Nana is so cute!

Watch Yourself
Packing for cottage... iced coffee... got hired!
That was pretty cool :)

Congratulations on the iPhone :P

Matt Better Read This One

En Espanol?

One hour. One story. Still worth it.

Katerina today - next week is our last week! I need to go buy her something special :)
Walked home from the library, took longer than expected. I had to stop for juice.

Congratulations, Matt! I'll keep my eyes open on the streets from now on...
but living in a hole is a good option, too.

Munch
Svend and Mormor over for dinner - he'd never eaten corn before!
Seemed to really like it, though :)

P.P. at Fairview in the morning, pretty bad.
Mario Kart Wii - pretty crazy.
Walking by the rapids - pretty fun.

Talked to Kim and Melissa, need to see them soon :)

We're shill.

Yellow
Got home.
Flowers blooming.

Zoom Zoom
Busted out the old go-carts.
Watched James Herriot - maybe that's why Nick left...

I Spy
A poodle!
She's there. Camoflaged.
[I don't think I spelled that right.]

Lots of swimming!

"It's a tough life, being a mushroom."

Home With A Dome?
Crosswords at the cottage, ahaha. Nana and Poppa are hooked :P

Please?
Personal Project today at McGill! Eek!
But such a rush :)
I got four worth using, and talked to tons of people. Great!

Boat Emergency!

Personally Projecting
Well, that was an experience :)
People were super-friendly, and really interested to learn about what I was doing. I got five stories, four of which I'll use.
It was hot, noisy and dirty, but damn was it awesome.
And I can't wait to do it again.

DYKE
So. I could have taken a picture at the pool party of everyone having lots of fun, but, alas, I was having too much fun to get out and take a picture.

Then, I could have taken a picture of Anne with ehr present, or Anne trying to beat me at cow jumping on the Wii... but, again, I was having too much fun to bother.

So?
I took a picture of this.

I was just watching you play with yourself, sorry.

Not me: Well, Anna just got a faceful of tits!
Me: Thanks!

Haha! Nothing can beat a prehistoric killer whale!

Seen It
Game Day!
Friends Scene It - I own you. Bahaha!
Payday - what a mean game... jeeze...
Scattergories [Jess style] - Lotsa fun.

Then at the park - what good rounds of Sandman!
That was definitely the best game :P

Was There A Time Before The Man-Whores?

Just Remember I Knew Him When
Walk with Jess [plus some random girl who insisted on ruining the photo] today.
Yay swings :)

And then a thunderstorm! Fun!

Hoes Volunteering

FI!!

The worst kind of lies are the kind that make people feel good about themselves.

80
Ryan and Ryder... awww :)
Mormor's 80th birthday party. Wippy-dippy.

The highlight was Svend.
And walking Noodle when I got home.

...

Sunscreen

Ride A Horse...
Save a cowboy.

Or something like that, right, Avery?

DQ and park today with Avery and Geedi for the first time this summer :)
And even though the Moolatés were extremely disappointing, we had a good time.

Then, over to Mormors to see Marck and Alison, over to Nana's to see her, Poppa, Ernie, Brenda, Martha and Andrea, and then over to Brians mothers party to see, well, those same people all night long :)
FUN.

"It smells like women in here."

[The man with the white hat stole the show]

Date?

Frozen Yogurt... Yum.
Banana :)

Willys with Kristi in the afternoon, and then jus' chilling.
Beautiful day!

Nobody Else
Making jam in the morning - I mashed.
Then, after lunch, Mom and I went shopping, so fun! Bought two shirts and a really pretty dress.
Then, after dinner, Kim came over, we went for a walk and then watched A Knights Tale [omg].
FUN.

"Did you know you can break your dick? I saw it on Dr. Phil!"

"Change the stars"

"Nah, we just went for a romp in the bushes."

Esquire
Reading with Katerina, and then picked up some reading for myself :P
It's really funny, okay?!
...plus there's a naked Angelina on the cover.

She's so special, that kid :)

Her Voice Is What Keeps Me Here

???

Dreads.
On my porch.
No longer on my brothers head.

Really hot.
Rollerblading!

Poppa's surgery today, it went well, and Nana needs a drink.

"Like something from Dr. Seuss!"

-Andrea


Burning Bush

Looks like we're having a fire this Labour Day, kids.


Peel!
That's the stickiest log I've ever touched.

...that sounds a little dirty.

Nana and Poppa left after dinner, and then we watched the Life Aquatic - pretty good!

"What's That Ernie Doing Now?"
Chopping trees and washing the porch - another day at the cottage :)

Water is really nice!

The Horizon Has Never Looked So Clear

Up to the cottage after dinner - I love evening/night driving.
Gives me time to think.

Watched Poppas flight video.

"I'm sure glad your bubble didn't pop!"

Let Me In!

I'm sure I did something today, but it's been so long that I can't remember what it was.

STUPID BLOGGER.

Jazz Fingers!
HOT.

[The day, and those two ladies up there.]
Jazz Fest with Mom today, fun! Saw some free shows and did some shopping. Lots of walking = large blister on my toe. Including yesterdays walking, though.
Smoothies and iced coffee galore!

Red water.

LATER

Walking after dinner with my volumptuous vixen.
This is a good summer.

"He's been dying for years."
"Haven't we all?"

damn.

141st!
Happy Canada Day!

Everyone, this is Feza.

Over to Kims, then proceeding to engage in holiday merrymaking [no one ever told me it tastes like cinnamon!], including introducing Feza to something she really seemed to like, and hoping to get home before curfew.
(St. Jean, anyone?)

Fun night :)

Definitely Didn't Pass Anyone
Took Avery rollerblading - I think she really enjoyed it.
...
*cough*

But, banana popsicles later saved the day, as always.
Even though we had trouble breaking them.

And I Don't Think I Passed Anyone...
Rollerblading today after coming home from the cottage.
[After surviving another Frey sibling argument.]
Beautiful day, and nice to get some excercise.

Trio

Good memories.

RUN!!
Awww, Duffy :)

Cottage, yay! Dad, Nana, Poppa and Brenda up during the day - Martha and Yves showed up later. Nice and hot - too bad there were so many bugs.

[Nana and Poppa were totally loving It's Always Sunny, by the way.]