...Absentee

Pick Up Two [Dozen]
Bagels!
Out in the morning with dad :)
Then over to the library and mall, Thai Express for supper.
[and lunch tomorrow!]

What's with the peculiar people at the mall?

Lost... and found. Thankfully.

Cultured

Brigadeiro
Last day!
Just as useless as the rest.
[I'm getting tired of this]
Over to Kim's after school with Mia, Marcela joining us later :)
...but not Nick?

GET UP!!

Schwartz: There will be no partying like it's 1999.

Warm AND stylish!

What Happens At Lunch

...the sex?
we should have a slumber party!

I am proud of you :)

33

And That's The Truth
Sick... allergies... or the other thing?
Let's go for #3.
Meeting second period... crap.
Do I not belong, or what?
Got bitched out in French - thankfully she's been so lenient thus far...
Then walked home with Nick :)

Nick: I don't think I'd come if I were puking up shit.

He has a round way of speaking.

Larg?
May?
Mangent dans la neige?
Go girl team!

Biff The Spliffman
Half day!
Went to no classes, filmed instead.
Yay for being semi-productive.
Chilled with Schwartz in her drama class... we were the majority.

Schwartz: Take the randomest courses... underwater basket weaving!

NotMe: How was school?
Me: Great! I didn't go to any classes!

Goodbye, fuckers.

[Thanks again, Ben :) ]

Your Sex

Is On Fire
I has projects :)
And a kiwi.
Slept through Biology - hardly my fault.
Badminton after school, off to a good start!
[21-14/21-7; 21-5/21-3]

Dad: Henh. Heennh.
NotDad: Why are you making weird noises?
Dad: That's not a weird noise. Uglalabalaga is a weird noise.

I second that motion.

Duress - good word.

Annanonimity no longer.

Oh, Phoque

Biff Spliffman
Hah!
Media first, nothing much.
English, did group work.
[We don't need to argue, we're all in agreement!]
Traded cards in art, haha.
Green room, weight room and girls locker room - hahah!
Even though Mather didn't have his speedo...
Jayme made up for it :D

50% of all Argentinians believe that pink should not be a colour.

Ja!

NotLion: Who's up for camping later in the year?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lion: ...It's winter.
NotLion: No, later on in the year.
Lion: ...It's cold...

Lion: Can you tell I have an accent?

Me: Man, this book is taking forever to finish.
NotMe: Oh, what book are you reading?
Me: The Neverending Story.

49 gold medals! And that's the truth.

Ben laughing away in the corner :P

[Guest photographer boy, Benjamin]

The Day After The Past Two Days
Slept in, lovely.
Had great ambitions to do work... instead ate a lot of cinnamon hearts and goofed off.
Wrote :)

...Imagine??

Never Get Enough
Shower in the morning, then waited for Genny.
Met up with Avery... did not get what we needed at the dep.
But learned something, anyway.
Thankfully I'm so think-ahead-y :)
Banana!
Walked to McDonalds... ate and sat.
Bus back to school.
Show.
Exhausted and disappointed.
Shit.

Me: Look at that bus stop... maybe there was a murder. Imagine if it were Geedi??

That's bad imagination!

I feel like we're on a date.

Chloe: Gotta catch 'em all.

Plans?
No.
Started math project... interesting.
Free English :)
Genny over after school waiting for variety show, fun!
Then the show. Decent.

NotMe: You really need to stop talking about Nick!

Torsopants (shirts)
Funny diseases.
Eggs and their sidekick: bacon.

NotMe: I need to do laundry, I haven't got any boxers yet.
Me: Oh, no?
NotMe: I bet you're wondering what I have on now.
Me: ...well, now I am ;)

Elephant mouths :D

XOXO

Fixed
Celebratory breakfast - tasty!
And a balloon inside a balloon... crazy.
Badminton test, whatever.
Dress rehearsal after lunch, pretty good.
[Even though they moved Nick back, ahah]

...and get rid of his clothes.

Paola is so g.

Jake... hahah!!

Mia: Wow, you must have a big ass!

Urges...

Represent
Up at 6:30... ouch.
Black History Month celebration with the Black Studies class!
Over around 12:00 and then the rest of the day off!
Bussing home with AJ and Aline, fun :)

As Young As We Are Tonight

Munch[ies]
Found them!
Back to school :)
Intros during lunch, out for a walk with Nick and Ben during 5th, filming for our media.
Dance after school... long.

Avery: Are those papers going to be there when he plays?
NotAvery: I hope not, then we can't see him... damn.

KZ

Riochet: There is nothing appealing about porn.
NotRiochet: ...Well, now...

Nick: Garbages are good, but I wish there were more dead baby garbages, they're piling up in my house.

Oh, Patrick Allan...

Talking about 9-11 and movies in art.

Fish alien Geedi is weird today.

Jizzed

Jog
Confusion about bus times... left early.
Happy dysfunctional family day :)
[Along with Kindness Week and Jello Week]
Got home around 3:30.
It's a letdown, yeah.
Walked Noodle... I think too much.

It's a cookie diet... you eat cookies all day and lose weight!

Epiphany.

Truant.

Fine, then. Fine.

Voyage
Science and Tech museum!
Simulation - crazy!
Out for lupper at East Side Mario's - another first.
He's Just Not That Into You - I liked it a lot :)
[Even though it was happy]
Met up with Robyn and Dav afterward... and then Mark.
Heh.
Timmy's, pool, scary water and driving.

IceBoy: I'm so cold...

There are rapists in those woods!

Canadiens vs. Canucks - hahahah!

The Great Quebec Fire of 2009

I was having more fun with the ice boy.

Yak and woe.

Spider monkeys!

If you look at those posts long enough they start to move.

Let's pretend you're pregnant!!

I hate my life.
[It hit my leg]

You're a natural, Cousin.

NotEmily: Are we going to flip?!
Emily: WHAT??

Dav: I told them my doctor prescribed them for my overactive lungs.

It's the rule.

Rawr!
Woke up in the morning.
Started walking... never stopped.
Went to the hockey arena and got pelted with scary pucks...
[Is that a girl? ...he looks like a viking.]
Walked over to Starbucks in the hotel and fantasized, then looked at tulips.
Met up with Emily and Jenna then went over to Winterlude!
Joined in the dance, haha :)
Saw the carvings, the ice sofas and the cellphones.
But no stilt men, unfortunately.
Walked around the Parliament hills, got scared by America.
Met the Catman of the Hill - hah!
Went back to the apartment, burnt dinner, looked at pictures and watched One Tree Hill.

Emily: His wife died in 1990... so I gave him ten dollars.

Shingles?

Me: This dip has a funny aftertaste.
NotMe: Hmm... is it expired?
Me: Oh, crap.

The cow udder, haha.

Crawled through the teepee - yay knowledge.

Some queen stole Emily's baby, and then we got chased by a huge beaver.

NotMe: Want me to take your picture? One time offer! Oooh, that looks nice.
NotMe'sWife: Oh yes, that does look nice.

Dear Katie,
Slept in in the morning - personal holiday.
Packed... waited.
I love hugs at destinations :)
Ate perogies! One more thing off my list.
Bowling with Matt, Ashley and Berkely - 2nd place!
[Should have dressed up?]
Over to Tammy's after to see her and Robyn - and Ariel.
Cheeeeeeeese popcorrrrrrnnn.

Matt with an M?

Katie: Gods voice is annoying.

Banananannanaan!

Everyone loves Bert - he's a cool guy.

...Phonophone?

FlashBack

Biff Spliffman
Feeling better, but not great.
Black history quiz last period [thank the Lord for Andrew].
Stupid Gatsby.
Describing cards in art class :)

NotLeon: Man, my tits are popping out in this picture.
Leon: *Grabs photo album*

I like this clapping, it makes me feel good about myself.

Pro Duct
Sick.
Sicksicksicksicksick.
Fun at lunch :)

Me: Tubular noodles sliding down your tubular throat... a perfect fit.
NotMe: Yeah, Kim would know.
Kim: What?!

Schwartz: What does that word say?
NotSchwartz: ...illiteracy.

A bloody spoon.

Avery: I drew Patrick!

Cravings.

You know what I mean?

Marcella: So what do you guys do for fun?
Nick: ...
Me: Well... what do you do for fun?

Role Model

Hashtastic
Tiresome Tuesday.
Finished English poem in Biology... meh.
I knew you'd like it :)
This is the second day in a row that I talk about wombats. Weird.
Badminton after school - yay!
I love that game.

Me: It's like a bald piece of rice with wings. Because you know, rice usually has hair...

Nick: It's so hard... you have to help me.
I can't get it up.

Ben: Jake's getting his game on.

Kevin's so funny!

Everyone should wear spandex... whole body suits. Especially a certain person... or two.

NotMe: You don't want whiplash on your junk.

Esquire: The best thing about breakfast is that, like sex, it's almost impossible for it to be bad.

[Side note: 182nd post!]

Noticed

Allou-whats?
Arrived at school to find three new people. Welcome to Canada :)
Hanging out in Media - welcome back, Nick!
Random assembly fifth...

NotBen: Don't touch that, it's wet.
Ben: ....
NotBen: No. No, no.

Anwar: I've been to six Grey Cups. We won two out of the four.

Bellydancing... heh.

Nick: She didn't know what sport the Allouettes played.
NotNick: ...you don't have to tell everyone.
Nick: It makes me feel good about myself.

Blogging time is over. Thinking time now :)

For The Kids

"We Will Be Playing Music Together Again"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thirteen year old Anna is FLIPPING OUT.

Library in the morning, finally got The Road.
DD's in the afternoon, Avery and Geedi :)

Avery: or... sticky hands!!

What will you miss about high school?

Seymour Butts.

Me: Do any of your friends have bongs that I could borrow?
Nick: Yeah, probably.
MyDad: ...Excuse me?

Tripping Balls

Heaven
I love buying things. [That I really don't need...]
Walked over to Jean Coutu in the morning, ordered my Highlights photos.
Three days, yay!
Finished my book report, even the conclusion.
Everyone came home.

NotNick: Is that a walkie-talkie? Why do you have a walkie-talkie?
Nick: Haha, they're just so much to have...

Theatrical
Don't ask about the widescreen... it just happened.
A day of waiting and walking and plans falling through.
Got kicked out of Timmy's with Mia for loitering...
Thought Sarah was mopping the floor.

Sarah: Oh shit, my keys.
...Can anyone here pick a lock?

Genny: Cinnamon buns! I've never bought one myself...
Not Genny: Me neither, I usually just eat Sarah's.

Sarah: The moon!

Ahh -bus!!

Sarah hugging her house :)

Mr. Grout!

Phone straightener

Sarah: It's 12 of the day right now.

Me: Colours are so cool.

Sarah: There are no beavers...

Me: Their combined negativity would destroy the world!
Not Me: We can't let this happen!

Genny you're so pro.

Me: The handle of that shovel looks like a mouth!!

Let's make a buffet.

Bloobies

Greys Anatomy ft. Computer Science
One of those days with eight people in your class.
When Sarah being a robot is the most memorable thing... you may have a problem.
I do love making up answers to various English questions, though :)

Gay porn and minesweeper.

NotMe: I could be getting laid all over the place.
Me: Yeah, and I could be the queen of Israel. But you know what? I'm not. Because the queen of Israel is Mannas van Rooginton.

Way to tease, Chloe. Thanks.

Lose an iPod, anyone?

One, Two, One, Two...

Oh, Baby
Whipping Mia after marching through the hallway for Pierre :)
Missed Black Studies to think of words with Melissa... and watch Sam.

NotSam: Can you draw an 'r'?
Sam: Omigod, yes!

NotMe: Can you think of a word that is more than five letters long, is not Melody's last name, and has more vowels than consonants?
Me: Um... um.... I got one! (Hides paper from Sam)... marijuana.

I think I would notice if there were maggots eating my head.
I saw the biggest testicles today!

Sarah: Look at the cool pattern on the table...

The first latex condom was produced in the 1880's. That's longer ago than I expected.

Dazlious

The Music Is Alive And Well, Thanks.
Happy birthday, mom :)
Woke up early to shower... I miss sleep.
Watched spaghetti grow on trees and the JFK assassination in media.
L.O.V.E.
Nearly finished my pinata trading card in art, and didn't take any of Bens' suggestions.
[Though his dragon sled was pretty cool...]
Oh - I love subs :)
Chatting all math, and throwing apples in French. There's nothing better.
Report cards!
... I had a little difficulty opening mine... ahem.

Frank: Chloe is a brick.

Congratulations, Genny :)

What would you do with a brick? Well, I would use it to scratch some itches.

Snow Cake: Now that's interesting...

Applied for Dawson!

TANYA?!

...just like Buddy Holly.

Acid Glasses

Desktop
Another Monday. One day, Monday.
PP interview - aiight. 100% :)
Subs all day.
Dance after school...

Me: Hey, you know what I would rather be doing?
Not Me: No, what?
Me: Anything.

Usually when I stand outside, especially at bus stops, I'm doing something exciting.

Mr. Ntuli: Be quiet, Ben. I see how it works - you tell a story and then they all laugh. Be quiet, Ben!

Double lecture, impressive.

Enjoy It

Corny
Went to see Mall Cop with Mom and Nick...
I got a coffee, at least.
Did French.
Sat in front of the fire.

penis pleasures.

Wonky
Shopping in the morning, bought a sketchbook and pencils!
Moms friend came over... that made it awkward.
McDonalds for supper, and then out with Kim!
After a brief walk with Nick...

Kim is Bambi.

Sliding down the ice hill, hahaha!

Man: I smelt this from the corner... enjoy it!
NotMan: ....hahahhaahahahahh!

Kim: The butter's not melting... let's put it in the microwave!
NotKim: You can't put metal in the microwave!
Kim: Not even for a second?
NotKim: No!
Kim: Fine! I'll just go back to buttering it with my knife!

Jim Sturgess!!

Hold on, I have to write this down.

Tulips.