Dirty, Hot Sex.

Pop
Bio test... meh.
More Titans in black studies :)
...FFF.

Me: Yeah guys, all sit on one side of table. We DEFINE suspicious.

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Cancelled.

Kim: Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm poop-free!

Way to be snitches, guys.

Why do we always watch porn?

I'd rather sleep with J than eat a nipple pie.
For David Duchovny?

Sarah: Pienipple!
Everyone Else: Pineapple!

Nick: Wow, you salivate a lot.
NotNick: Is that the only time it's okay to say that to another guy?
Nick: Yes. Yes it is.

Me: I'm sorry, but if your dad was David Duchovny I'd sleep with him.
NotMe: ....I don't want to say it...

Things we talk about wayyyy too much: David Duchovny, Jake, and shepards pie.

Wear It Out
Started Remember the Titans in black studies!
Finished a trading card in art - pretty cool.
That class makes me calm.

Me: [... a secret, private fantasy that will remain securely enclosed in brackets at the bottom of your screen.]

Cube[ism]

Wiener, wiener, chicken wiener.

Mrs. Hayden: This one is made out of play-do... I love how it smells.

Sometimes

Life
I've never been so disappointed to get mail.
Fuck, postage.
Decent day... better than the last.

Dickface.
(But not really)

NotMe: With me, it's NEVER off the table.

Shirtless Jake.

Just
The day after the weekend is always a letdown.
This was no exception.
Dance didn't help, either.
Went for a walk after supper to clear my head.

As a wise man once said...

I miss you.
When I finally want to talk...

Kills You.
Just for show, really.
Worked a lot. Kept busy.

Dick move.
Feel bad.
No big deal.

NotMe: You can ask me anything! Especially since you just asked me that...

Too Good

For Anyone Else
Was awake before morning, discussing.
Shopping with Dad in the real morning - photo album and a shirt :)
More discussing.
Depressing music of the moment: Joy Division.
Love, love will tear us apart, again.
Then celebrating Avery!

Mindreaders.

Geedi: There is a lot of pepperoni...

NotGenny: Those gloves are so trippy...
Genny: You have to wear them next time.

Avery: You just gave me a brain aneurysm!

Geedi: This is the best part!
[As the lady gets eaten away by acid]

I am ill, I believe.

Dammit

Regular
Subs, again.
Not in French, though.
And an awesome [apart from the weather] walk after dinner. :)

I spent an hour with you, could I want anything more.

Another essay, Katie! Not as long, this time.

NotJayme: You don't have books?
Jayme: Apparently not. I'm a little confused...

Shuttlecock.
[Penis jokes never get old.]

Prom!

Halloween '08... shit. Grade 8.

Swings.

Me: I'm a girl, she's a girl... we share equipment.

And now we're on the same page.
Hoo boy. It's a cliffhanger.

Reach Out [And Touch Faith]
Subs.
And more subs.
Dance when I was told there wouldn't be any.
But at least I got my photo taken :)
Tried very hard to get my history done. No dice.

Young Grasshopper

Encore
Half-day.
But, really, no day at all.

You had a period party? Where was I?!

Me: Something tantalizingly revealing...
NotMe: Like my penis?

NotMe: They're kind of scary.
Me: I wouldn't know, I've never come face to face with one.

Topic that comes up most frequently in my life right now: genitals.

Speak Your Words

Barack Brobama
And so we gather.
150 minutes of video today... no more!

94% on my math exam :)

NotMe: Yellow, like Jake's hair.
NotMeEither: Maybe if he washed it...

NotMe: Are penises your age fully developed? Now I feel dirty and old...

NotMe: Please welcome Lakeside's very own Barack Obama!
EveryoneElse: WOOOOOOO!!!
Me: ...They know he's not really Barack Obama, right?

Canadian Idol, Ben. I'd phone in for that.

Pasta Hat!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Chroma-tits and cleavage.

NotMe: What about the penises?

18 Minus A Year And A Day.

Double D's
[We wish]
Comp. sci. in the morning/early afternoon.
Met with Avery at 2:00 and walked over :)
Coffee and doughnut... yummm.
Nana, Poppa + Mormor over for dinner!

Hey derr, ho derr...

Merry Christmas, Mofo!

Not Me: Seven seconds in Heaven!
Me: Or an eternity in Hell...

The last time I pissed myself...

NotMe: You were stoned. You even sounded dumb.
Me: I was that.

NotMe: He looks like Martin Scorsese.
Me: Hahahahahha...
NotMe: What?
Me: What?

Do they have hot chocolate?
When's the dance?

Smart People

Pain [Can't Get Enough]
Shopping for birthdays in the morning. Rather successful.
Worked for Anne for a few hours... rather diligently.
Made pact with Katie... rather difficult.
Rather repetitive.

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, over again.

Cuttin' Nuts

Engineers
Media class shrank into History class... and this is how we spend our time.
Love it.
All lunch at the table :)

So then what's the point?

Kim: I looked up David Cooney...

Preston: ...orange dick...
NotPreston: Anna, you look quite red. What's up?
HAH.

He looks like he was chizzled out of rock.

Walks after dinner - one with my number one girl, and one with the boys.

His hair is white!

Ben :I said this to someone a few days ago... oh, actually it was today... oh, and I was talking to you!
NotBen: I think the cold is affecting his brain.

You'd think the depanneurs would learn to not sell eggs to teenagers on Halloween...

First Day Of My Life

Opposite View
Today was a good day.
Sub in Bio - yay!
Play in English - yay!
No teacher for most of History - yay!

The odor.

Nathan: They had it all - educationally, economically, socially...
NotNathan: Germany?
NotNathanEither: Germanally.

Super spaghetti!

Nick: You'd better not pick a guy you like for your first boyfriend, because I'm going to beat him up. Just so you know.

Nick: Anna, would you name your daughter 'Queen'?
NotNick: That's not her name! She's the queen of Jordan!

Track[marks]
What you don't want to know about what goes on in the boys bathroom.

That was so far out, it was in again.

I've been here so long I've grown a beard.

Purple team - represent!

Preston: This means that all results are the same. Ex/ die.
NotPreston: Oh, because everyone dies?

I've been alive 7,421 days.

She Will Be Loved

Too Much Time
In these pants.
Woke up early for shower...

NotMe: Hi, Nick
Me: Oh, he looks normal today.

Kim: What's the worst thing someone could do during a date?
NotKim: She could whip off her pants... during dinner... and ask if you want something else to eat.

Nathan: I'm the gay teacher. I was gay with Cote.

Peanuts.

Bathroom stories, ahah.

I felt it would be rude to exclude your idea from the list :)

Would You Be My Friend If...

Fathers
Math exam, pie.
Waiting for uselessness.
At least Geedi was in a good mood.

Imagine if Michelle had a brother named Harry?

HA! We always attract the weird people :)

SOMETIMES LIFE ROCKS.


Where?
Father/daughter bonding day :)
Went to the Museum of Modern Art in the afternoon with dad, fun.
Creepy video ladies watching me...

Dad: So, should Anna make her move on the boy she likes?
NotDad: Uh, no, I'll beat him up.
Dad: I don't think you quite understand...

Finished computer work :)

The Food So Nice They Named It Twice

Like I Need Instructions
Went out in the morning with dad - passport photos, dollarama, libraries.
Lots of books!
Spent time on the computer.
Ate more dip.
Read about peanuts.


BLUE??
Dress down day!
Handed in personal project in the morning - nervous to let it go.

Out of everyone... it had to happen to Sueki...

Ratemyteacher: She hurts me mentally and physically... she hits me with books!

They're such teenagers.

DBN!
Well, more like... DN. Or HN, for some.

Sarah: Omigod, I'm so sorry, sir.

NotMe: How can this taste blue?
Me: I love it when things taste like colours!

NotSarah: What was wrong with his shorts?
Sarah: They were all... beige!

Sarah: Aw, Nick, you really think of me that way?
NotSarah: That's depressing....

Pineapple Express? I'm in the mood for that.

Not A Snow Day Either

Quick Thinker
First two periods with Mr. Nathan... not doing much :)
Dance after school, short and sweet.
Bus stop with Genny and Geedi :)
Emmott's baby shower at 6:00 - fun!

Tomljanovic: I think I win.

Wallace: You said baby!! *scoots chair*

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Uncle Ben: Hit it!

Not A Snow Day

Of A Kind
SNOW.
lots of it.
Just a regular day... full of money :)

Not Mr. Nathan: Start at the beginning!
Mr. Nathan: Well, five thousand years ago...

Have you ever orgasmed in your sleep?
I knew you'd be the type!

You look good today.

Not Me: Ben's laughing at me.
Me: He does that fairly often.

Scientology.

Melody: You know what seeing you guys here reminds me of? Grade 8!

Miss Anna

Smile
Second day back...
88 in Bio :)

Not Melody: Maybe she has a fetish.
Melody: With the projector?!

What'ch'you looking at me for?

Would you still love me if I were a slug?

Mr. Nathan... what a guy.

Thanks, Kim and Mia. You guys rock :)

First post from the laptop!

Moanday

I Wish
Back to school!
...felt like we'd never been away.

98 on my English :)

A sausage was taken hostage.

Mr. Nathan: Blahblah the Northern Italians looked down on the Southern Italians.
Not Mr. Nathan: Heh. Like, literally.

Biff and Happy - I get you in with all the chicks.

Bensir and Freymam.

The We Fade Away

Too Down
Shopping in the morning with Mom and Dad - checking out prom dresses :)
Nothing too interesting.

Nick: So me and Hacking thought of the PERFECT idea for a movie...

Women These Days...

I Was Sittin', Waitin', Wishin'...
Out to Nanas in the morning after my shower, took down their tree and had lunch.
Andrea over there after, fun :)
Came home and attempted to help out Ben.

Not Ben: You'll make someone a good wife someday.

Not Me: Or we could die of hunger.
Me: Well, there's always that, yes. But then at least we'd have that cool 'heroin chic' look for a while.
Not Me: Oh, that's true.

Put the clock back on the wall.

You know what's awkward? When you're comparing people on Facebook and the question is: Who would you rather kiss? And the two choices you have are Patrick and Woody.

Left Foot

Effort
Went out in the morning to try and find a scrapbook... none.
Spent the rest of the day printing and chatting with Katie :)

"Going to a hockey game with Katie? Priceless."

Nine Lives

12:02
Stayed up until about three... just chillin'.
Listening to some kick-ass message on my phone.
...about five times.
<3

Stayed in my pjs all day.

11:49
Sometimes life just makes you smile :)
Fondue! Cookies, chocolate... yum.
Truth or Dare Jenga... Friends trivia...
And, of course, the Jonas Brothers. What could be better?

"Taylor looks confused..."

"Well, I haven't got any dick in a while."

Geedi: Oh hot damn, this is my jam.

YES!
Did some work, went to see Yes Man with Mom and Nick, pretty good!
Bought project covers at Bureau En Gros. Woo.
A fairly irritating day.

I would love you.