If I Were You...

Retired
Felt like Friday, to me.
Walked to school with Jess, to mix things up.
Still cold... sweater today, though :)
Met with Nathan, Erica, Schwartz and Ben about the grad video - good ideas! Wrote a few when I got home, will finish tomorrow.
Badminton instead of art... bah. At least I only had to lose once instead of four times!
[even though I do love to win...]

Quote from yesterday:
NotMe: I cream myself all the time!

MrEvans: I fingered Kristis... pencil case.

[Simultaneous] spontaneous combustion, leprosy, Ebola, flesh eating disease, E-coli and others at lunch... walking with the zombies.

But Close Enough

Cerulean Blue
It's the 29th today Genny. Not the 22nd.
Sorry.
And a nicer day than yesterday, that's for sure.
Sick Melissa came back, but couldn't play rugby.
So Mia filled in for her instead :)
[After some amusing practice against Kim and Nick at lunch]

P B and JAY!!!

Listened to Dom on the radio!!
He makes me laugh, that one.
Was convinced to go to Timmy's after school with Sarah, Megan, Nekyta and Melissa.
Sarah enjoyed the groundhog :)

Facetiousness.

This is a moment when we miss Avery.

The Jake must be flexible like a mime.

I Wrote To You
every day.

Fail day.

Male Bonding

Acoustic
Oh my. I have missed the sun!
Got up to shower, then up to school for mini day!
Relived our old favorite skits :)
Plus - free pizza!
Came home to only almost fall asleep on my back porch in the sun.
[and text Katie all day]
Went over to the park for some relaxation and conversation in the sun.

Frisbee - the wind has to start blowing just as we get up to play...

Dark & Secret
Woke up early to cover for Mia [and her vitamin water], then lounged around for a long while.
Dairy Queen with my mom!
Yumm.
Adventureland with Nick, Ben and Jayme after dinner, pretty good!
Then sitting in the park, talking [for some reason] about scary little girls and broom women.

Take off your mask!

Syrup, hehe.

Oh, I'm sorry, was that your thigh?
HA!
you crack me up :)

Hustlersz

Spaghetti Man
Walk in the tetanus field bright and early - mouse holes; actual mice; two snakes; dogs; grow-op; water spiders... paintball territories... duck nest - interesting stuff.
Came home and read on the back porch in the sun, yumm.
Up to school to pick up Genny and Geedi and head to... Dairy Queen?
No, McDonalds. Where we met Mia.
Walked Geedi home, then lay on top of the 32nd hill - so nice!
Walked Genny back to school the went to the park for a bit.
Home for a few minutes

[I would've answered but I was peeing...]

then over to pick up Nick and dry his dishes.
Ben got there, then we walked and sat and walked and sat some more.
Good times :)

Little boxes, on the hill-side...

Show me your genitals.

NotMe: I am incredibly sexy.

Nick: I'll kill him then eat him then fuck him.

Late-night conversations are the best things in life.

Adventuregirls
Downtown with JAG - very nice!
Got shut down by a five year old, but I kind of deserved it.
Got my clutch [thanks, Jess :)]!
Walked through the Shire a few times...
Walk after dinner with Nick, Ben and Jayme.

Jayme: The button of volume.

Spider-Nick ninja spy.

Better different.

Inspirational speeches, talking cats and Blink remakes. Lovely.

NotMe: How would you feel if we raped you?
Me: Probably pretty unhappy.
NotMe: Okay, Nick - plan's off.

Thursday
I didn't do much.
Nearly completed the grad video script :)
Watched Grey's Anatomy.
blooooooob.

NotMe: Just start banging Anna. Well - not banging her.

MrsRiochet: Hare and the... turrdle.

Guestness

<3
You are the top of the rock, Corynne.
This was a good day :)

Mainly because of computer science - I will miss us.

Alli: Were you high?
NotAlli: Uhh... I don't know... was it after lunch?
Alli: Yes.
NotAlli: Oh. Then yes.

Came home to cake!!
And I didn't even have to make it myself.

Kim: Is that the one about the two beavers?
NotKim: ...what cartoon is about two beavers??

So pretend the tree graph is actually a tree...

III

Tri!
Not quite as nice as yesterday, unfortunately.
But thoughts of the weekend help to get you through!
Stuck around to watch the [super exciting] girls rugby game after school - other people missed out!
Got report cards - pretty good. Poor Sarah and Mia :(
Figured out the grad video with Avery and then wrote a few pages of the script.

NotAStudent: Nothing like smoking weed on a baby.

Now I'm going to read. Goodnight.

Knee On

Scrum
Happy holidays, you bastards.
We celebrated appropriately at lunch :)
[to Schwartz and Hayden's amusement]

How do you feel when you eat a piece of white bread? Do you feel accepted? Lonely?
Um... no.

Plastic bags are not toys!

Mixing Thom Yorke with Seth Rogen HA!

Nick: Non!

Cowboy Ben.
[this town ain't big enough for the both of us]

Recoop
Languid.
[vocab ftw!]

DD w/ Avery and Geedi - Jess was oldsitting.
DECAF coffee and donut, sunshine and worms.

NotMe: Do you have a ball?
Me: Of course!

Take that!

Omg, did you hear about Geedi's sister... ;)

Surreal
Saturday, woo.
Over to Kim's after dinner, was just going to be me and her...
but then Mia Genny and Marcela showed up.
Did makeup and then waited around for the others.
Then walked over to Pam's!
[with only minor sweater difficulties...]

A little slow for a while, but then lots of fun!
Smoking room conversations, sitting in the booth - call on me!

NotDom: You smell good, man.
Dom: I always smell good.

Mather: Can you pass me my shirt?

Let's play chess!

NotMia: Fuck Nazis!

Fun bus stop photos.

Nice demonstration, Kim :)

Not Again... Still.
Friday!
AIDS talk instead of gym - totally worth it.
[don't share your coke straws!]

Met [Alex] Mia on the bus after [toast] dinner on our way to the [mall] movies.
Got lost-ish, but finally found our way to the Winners going down staircase.
After the movie went in search for Timmys but instead returned to the theatre after a lovely walk :P
Crazy ladies on the bus ride home.

He killed your moms brain cells by banging her too hard.

Angry loner Genny.

Silent... not.

Brother vs. Cancer

Who Has Enemies?
Not I, certainly.
I have a strict moral compass :P
What a delightfully nothing day! Media, English, Black Studies and Art.
This is how life should be.

Isn't it nice to know that people are as weird as you are?

Me: We were going to throw that rock at you but were scared you might die.

Two too to 2 II

Skipper!

NotMeOrAveryOrGenny: It tastes like a dead dog.

Timber

Reno
It's nice to start the week on a Wednesday. Makes it go by that much faster :)

Two four six eight, who do we appreciate? Mrs. Preston!

I am a cool kid.

It doesn't make me happy or excited or erect or anything.

What a beautiful day! Shirt weather [for short amounts of time, anyway]
Had a blast in study period, you'll find out soon enough.

Deviants

Extra
Surprised Katie with my day off.
That was about my greatest accomplishment....
Oh, no, I finished my CV, too.
So begins the search.

That was the weirdest combination of thoughts I've heard in a long time.

Good call on the book, Melissa.

Wattage
Woke up to way too many people in the same room.
Yay for ridiculous morning conversations!
Then scored some sweet pancakes in the car and... prom shoes!

Silver, silver, silver, silver....black!

Wanted to do nothing but sleep all day, and then went out in the evening to see some slow people.

NotMather: Dude, that's my bike!

Mather: That looks like dried lettuce, man.

Me: This is this!

NotBen: You're dressed exactly as you are for class. Even the gloves.

Happy birthday, Pat :)

Plaid FTW!
Didn't sleep in as much as I would have liked after such a strenuous Saturday...
But any sleep is good sleep :)
Went over to Mormors in the afternoon to get my dress fitted with June, and then chatted for a bit.
[one family is so different from the other...]

Then nothing much until after supper - walked over to Kims!
Got a little freaked out on the way there... scary vines and whatnot.

Me: Oh no!
NotMe: What?!
Me: The library flooded in Ottawa!

Got there and the place smelled like chocolate!
Marcela was happy :)

Lion: She is sexually unsatisfied.

Ended up that one out of three rules were followed... it's a start, though!

Feeling and defining butts.

Rocking together with Sarah and Marco.

NotMe: I really want to brush my teeth.
NotMeEither: Omg, me too.
Me: I don't have a toothbrush!
NotMe: I have mouthwash!
Let's go!

And then... "did I really just do that?!"
HAHAHAHA.
yes. yes you did.

Put Your Hands Up

Young vs. Old
Happy Easter!
Out with Mom in the morning to buy prom shoes... found a beautiful pair but apparently my size "didn't exist." Right...
Instead I got a shirt-ish sort of thing and Mom got a phone. Woo!
Home for a bit and then the celebrations began.
World Ball [victorious!] and floor hockey [victorious!] for a few hours, and then a disappointing amount of pizza.
But we still fit around the table!

NotMe: Man, we used to fit around here so easily.
Woody: Yeah, then we got FAT.

Do you have a foot fetish?

Condom pocket - you didn't just put it on!

Michael, MIchael, Maiaiaiaiaiechel.

NotMe: Hey Crosby - suck a fart out of my ass!

Bob Marley? Jiminy Cricket? Ebenizer? Icabob Crane?
Please sir, can I have some more?

And the unfortunate thong snapping event...

Patrick "The Unicorn!"

Guest photographer: Annik.
[Michael the Zipperless]

So Bromantic
What a friendly day :)
Woke up late - wonderfully and deservedly so.
Went out to see I Love You, Man with Jess, Avery and Geedi.
[what's your random fact?!]

I'm not sure what I expected from the movie... but that was definitely it!
Avery got cut off in the middle of her story, and then we went back to Jess's for ice cream and apple cookies.
[suck up!]

Then I walked home in the lovely weather that is spring.
After dinner I hung out with my own bros and did... nothing?

Jayme's greatest accomplishment - leaf bag on hydrant.

Reminiscing about the good old days.

Me: If there's one thing life does, it gives you a timeline.

Jayme: We should kill them before they attack us.

You should make out with Yan.

Risk Of Whisk Wrist

Tried and Tired
Anyone care to donate batteries?
I've resorted to using my moms camera - I'm all out.
More speeches this morning, now they're over.
A disappointing year, actually.
[scholarship?]

Handing out papers with Ben second period.

NotSchwartz: Hey Miss, wanna hang out?
Schwartz: Sure.

Collected three papers. But one of them is worth ten!

Sleep now. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Lusterlack

This Monotony Is Getting To Me
More speeches in the morning... horrible judging.
HORRIBLE.

88 in English, meh.
[Mr. Evans wrote dope?!]

This is it, I guess. I'm feeling somewhat uninspired, if you couldn't tell.
I'll make an effort tomorrow - Scout's honour.
I really just want to go to bed and read right now.
[It'll restore your faith in love.]

Oh, I had a fun badminton practice after school w/ Avery.
And who would have thought Jake would teach me something useful that I would enjoy??

Last
Public speaking today - Mr. Rose!!!
I miss him.
Came in first... to me winning was just being there.
Dom. Oh, Dom.
The last time I laughed that hard was... the semi-finals when he did it :)

Listening to stories in LOVE - raccoons and Cakesters.

Genny: Naughty stench!

Anne came over in the morning - I miss her. I miss her.

Newark... New York... why would they do that?!

Thai- Pineapple Express.
Celebratory dinner :)

"I'm proud like a mother."

Distract

One More Thing
That I can cook.

Buckfut

Ole!
Woke up and read - finished my book! I miss reading in bed in the morning.
Enjoyed doing nothing, and having little to worry about.
Tried to start my short story... wasn't in the mood.
Perhaps I really do do my best work on Sundays?
Walked up to school for the game with Avery - it was a good one to watch :)

Leafs suck!

Note to self: Send Avery all those shirtless pictures :P

It's old Ed Norton!

For Blue Skies
Or rainy days.
Today had a distinctly un-Friday-like feel to it, unfortunately.
But we fixed that at night :)
Got Avery to walk with me to the dep... in the rain.
Didn't see Mather. This time, anyway.
Then I did NOT let rain stop me from going places.
And I DID bring an umbrella.
Over to Ben's with Nick and Jayme - up to all sorts of nonsense, including Nick showing us his Kleenex Ninja trick... or attempting to, at least.
And then got them to walk me out of the frightening neighborhood :)

MrsHayden: I love this paper, the more you crinkle it the crinklier it gets.
...did I really just say that?

Ben: Yeah?! With what conscious??

My anus is bleeding!

I hate not being able to remember things... we could ask Mia?

Fucksalt!

Who shit, littleshit?

NotMe: Anna.... Anna's weird.

Marry, Good Sir

View You
Every day feels like Friday.
We're getting close!

Got the idea for the grad video sorted out... ish.
We can pull it off, I'm sure.
[...and by 'it' I mean...]

Boringest art class yet, I believe. Let's hope tomorrow we revert back to usual.
Drawing blobbies in Study Period, past blast!

Talking about blow up dolls and Ye Olde Sexxe Shoppes at lunch... good times :)
Here's hoping my parents never, ever buy me a blow up doll.
Ever.

This Is It Boys, This Is War

Shiver
April Fools! Your dog has no hair.
What a cruel joke.

NotMom: I feel like this is a lot of food.

I wish I could have landed on Computer Science all day instead of French.
That would pwn.

[heh.]

My sucking up to Mrs. Preston pays off. No work day!
Instead we get to look at caricatures of Jamie Benn.
With tails!

Talking about parents and relatives at lunch - and how Genny can't remember her grandmothers name.

Champ in gym! What an awesome game.